big face bitch

A girl with a steam shovel for a face. A large faced woman. Also known as a BFB. See Julia Stiles

Would you at that chick, she is a big face bitch.

I was reading a magazine while dropping a deuce and saw Julia Stiles, what a shovel face BFB.

Our waitress is a big face bitch.

by killcam May 25, 2015

Colon Goalie

A colon goalie is someone who does NOT like to have anal sex.

Guy 1: Hey man, are you a colon goalie?
Guy 2: No way dude!
Guy 1: Hahah, I never knew you liked it in the ass!

by KillCam November 01, 2008