Charlie: "Hey Susan come and watch 2 girls 1 cup with me"
Susan: "Omg my eyes! CHARLIE! WTF??"
Charlie: "I know right? look at the immensity of that shit...even i can't shit like that..amazing!"
Susan: "I think I'm gonna barf"
Charlie: "HOLD IT, LET ME GET THE CAMERA! I'LL CALL IT...'1 GIRL 1 TOILET BOWL'"
Susan: "Omg my eyes! CHARLIE! WTF??"
Charlie: "I know right? look at the immensity of that shit...even i can't shit like that..amazing!"
Susan: "I think I'm gonna barf"
Charlie: "HOLD IT, LET ME GET THE CAMERA! I'LL CALL IT...'1 GIRL 1 TOILET BOWL'"
by PseudoFuck June 3, 2010
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Get the ms steal yo girl mug.A website where a very poor guy posts hilarious, witty letters to the two stupid girls, whose comments he must listen to everyday, that live above him.
Dear girls above me,
"I'm telling you, I have Toxic Shock Syndrome!" What the hell is Toxic Shock Syndrome? Hold on, let me google-EWWWWWWW!
Dear girls above me,
"He's taking me out to some restraunt in Koreatown. Oh great, I hate sushi!" Maybe they can whip you up some korean food.
Dear girls above me,
"Screw you, Claire. The only reason you have more facebook friends than me, is because you accept everyone." Subtext: You're a whore.
Dear girls above me,
"Everyone's been honking and staring at me funny. Maybe I'm a part of a conspiracy?!" Ya, no way it's cause you're a crappy driver.
Dear girls above me,
"What age is socially acceptable for plastic surgery?" Didn't you get a nose-"And you know my nose job doesn't count." Well, okay.
Dear girls above me,
"Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest. Jerking off the field mice and giving lots of head!" We had very different childhoods.
"I'm telling you, I have Toxic Shock Syndrome!" What the hell is Toxic Shock Syndrome? Hold on, let me google-EWWWWWWW!
Dear girls above me,
"He's taking me out to some restraunt in Koreatown. Oh great, I hate sushi!" Maybe they can whip you up some korean food.
Dear girls above me,
"Screw you, Claire. The only reason you have more facebook friends than me, is because you accept everyone." Subtext: You're a whore.
Dear girls above me,
"Everyone's been honking and staring at me funny. Maybe I'm a part of a conspiracy?!" Ya, no way it's cause you're a crappy driver.
Dear girls above me,
"What age is socially acceptable for plastic surgery?" Didn't you get a nose-"And you know my nose job doesn't count." Well, okay.
Dear girls above me,
"Little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest. Jerking off the field mice and giving lots of head!" We had very different childhoods.
by Shortlegz July 29, 2011
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Known to discriminate against the flat chested women (ie 'surfboards"). Has driven women to have breast implants so they can throw away their self esteem.
Participants get a hat.
Known to discriminate against the flat chested women (ie 'surfboards"). Has driven women to have breast implants so they can throw away their self esteem.
Participants get a hat.
Girls With Low Self Esteem Producer: "Ok ladies, here's the deal. You have breasts, we have have hats. Show your breasts, you get a hat. If anyone wants to get back a daddy, nows the time!"
by Sierra Leone January 30, 2006
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Often abbreviated to CLFG.
Often abbreviated to CLFG.
Guy 1: LOLOLOLOLOLO
Guy 2: Hmm?
Guy 1: Oh, I was just reading the latest CLFG, funny shit.
Guy 2: lololololololololo.
Smerbuick: CHUCKLES LOVES FAT GIRLS LOLOLOLOLO
Teamchuckles: Shut up, buick.
Guy 2: Hmm?
Guy 1: Oh, I was just reading the latest CLFG, funny shit.
Guy 2: lololololololololo.
Smerbuick: CHUCKLES LOVES FAT GIRLS LOLOLOLOLO
Teamchuckles: Shut up, buick.
by TF2F July 3, 2009
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Bailey is always single but not because she is unattractive or by her choice, it's because she has the Girl Next Door Syndrome.
by swangirl93 May 14, 2013
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They believe in grouping together and performing shaving rituals with each other without feeling like a dumbass and usually give each other bikini waxes.
They usually think they are hot, but usually are covered in a mass-spread of acne.
Swim Team Girls usually believe they are funny too, but quite the contrary they lock people in verbal handcuffs until they strangle themselves to death.
In contrast and conclusion Swim Team Girls pretend to text people all the time like they have friends when instead they are texting themselves just to look cool and attempt to impress people.
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They believe in grouping together and performing shaving rituals with each other without feeling like a dumbass and usually give each other bikini waxes.
They usually think they are hot, but usually are covered in a mass-spread of acne.
Swim Team Girls usually believe they are funny too, but quite the contrary they lock people in verbal handcuffs until they strangle themselves to death.
In contrast and conclusion Swim Team Girls pretend to text people all the time like they have friends when instead they are texting themselves just to look cool and attempt to impress people.
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Guy 1: Hey look at that girl I think she is on the swim team, yea she is on her phone texting.
Guy 2: Nah I know her she is just texting herself to try and look cool.
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Guy 1: OMFG you can't even see that swim team girls face she has so much face acne.
Guy 2: *barfs*
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Swim Team Girl 1: Hey girl, make sure you show up early to our shaving party tonight! There's going to be food, fun, and razors!
Swim Team Girl 2: Oh yea! I want to get a brazilian wax!
Guy 2: Nah I know her she is just texting herself to try and look cool.
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Guy 1: OMFG you can't even see that swim team girls face she has so much face acne.
Guy 2: *barfs*
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Swim Team Girl 1: Hey girl, make sure you show up early to our shaving party tonight! There's going to be food, fun, and razors!
Swim Team Girl 2: Oh yea! I want to get a brazilian wax!
by Swim Team Guy February 17, 2010
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