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by Steve Awesome January 2, 2017
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Student 1: "What the hell is that in my book? Does it have a scrotum for a tail?"
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."
Student 2: "It's just a drawing of the Cockness Monster."
by Dr. River Song January 16, 2015
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by LeGooner July 21, 2025
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Person 1: Wow, have you seen Sarah?
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by Bhudda Bhudda April 24, 2018
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