hot zitski

Like a hot Carl but you have to wait for the Metamucil to kick in

OBJ is so old he's now doing hot zitski's

by AdvancedDegrees May 3, 2022

breezing hot

A girl that is fat and sweaty and extremely horny I mean like she is dripping wet like soaking it is like a tsunami,

dang is karla breezing hot. yo I swear man karla was breezing hot.

by BIG DADDY Dong ? November 1, 2019

Hot Belgian Waffle

An exotic sex act only performed by the most seasoned of professionals on FetLife.

Upon waking up at a Marriott Residence Inn, place your balls on her eyeballs in a fashion where your scrotum seals her nose, so when your fart escapes her nasal passages, it vibrates your testicles.
Once the "waffle iron" is hot, push out your rectum to "squeeze the batter" so it is evenly distributed over the holes. Turn her over as if you're "flipping the iron" and press with all of your might. When she blows out her nose which signifies the "ready ding," rotate back into your previous position and pour your "syrup" evenly.

Serve with coffee and a week-old blueberry scone.

"It ain't a coke-walk being governor of New York. Sometimes you just gotta unwind and serve a Hot Belgian Waffle at the Marriott Residence Inn."

by HoseRUs August 13, 2021

Hot Pocket

Having sexual intercourse with small rodents such as rats, hamsters or chihuahua's.

Would you like a Hot Pocket before bed?

by MeatWhackerSmacker March 7, 2025

Hot tub

A magical place of extreme euphoria, where Chris is not allowed to go.

Chris tried to use the hot tub with out asking Jake and when he entered the hot tub, he vanished instantly.

by Hot tub owner April 4, 2024

Hot Saw

A hopped up modified chainsaw used for typically logging. Usually outrageously loud and shooting wood chips flying.

Johnny's hot saw is rippin' through that cedar.

by treeturd April 21, 2025

Honduran Hot Pocket

The act of inserting your testicles into a vagina and then putting them in her mouth while she does the hasaphahaphasala like it's hot as fuck burning her mouth.

She was hungry so I took her out for a Honduran Hot Pocket

by MillerIsTheName September 13, 2023