Shitfucking tea bitch

Someone that takes some shit, puts it into a tea bag and fucks it. Kinda like a guy who works in an office and always walks by the break-room to make tea right after coming out of the bathroom. Suddenly his mug is filled with a brown substance and he then walks away with a smile on his face.

That shitfucking tea bitch sure knows how to piss me off

Piss-biscuit and shitfucking tea bitch went to the bar

by cornholouos February 17, 2010

post-bitch snack

An easily attainable meal, often leftover, consumed ferociously by a man or woman as soon as their date either leaves or falls asleep. Most common in the early stages of dating with those who are too shy to admit they need food during the date, or others who are having so much sex that they will die if they don't replenish the carbs immediately.

Person 1: "Hey man, why are you eating like that? You have food all over your face!"

Person 2: "Chill out dude, my date just left so I'm having my post-bitch snack."

Person 1: "I completely understand how extremely hungry you must be!"

by MattyMac October 31, 2009

Ninja bitch-slap

When a regular bitch-slap just isn't enough, a Ninja bitch-slap incorporates the ancient use of covert agents or mercenarys of feudal Japan specializing in unorthodox arts of war. The functions of the ninja included espionage, sabotage, infiltration, assassination, as well as open combat in certain situations. The underhanded tactics of the ninja were contrasted with the samurai, who were careful not to tarnish their reputable image.

A properly executed Ninja bitch-slap will probably land you a top spot on the bad ass list, right under Chuck Norris.

Scott: I wouldn't mess with Trevor if I were you, man.
I heard he Ninja bitch-slapped one guy so hard he left the country- completely disappeared...

Joey: That guy graduated dumbass,
he works at Taco Bell.

Scott: Oh, did he, Joey?
..Did he?

by thesameoldshit March 9, 2010

Petting Zoo Bitch

Similar to the town bicycle, this is an individual, preferably female, who is promiscuous and will let any individual "pet" her.

You see this girl? She ain't no petting zoo bitch

by bomdiggabom April 13, 2011

bitch take a nap

meaning take a nap
or i hate you go away

"Bitch Take a Nap!" - tyler
"okay!"-kiersten

by Uncle Julio December 28, 2010

Urban Bitch Whipped

When someone meets a girl so hot/awesome they feel obligated to go write a definition about her on the Urban Dictionary. Of course if the girl knew this she'd probably get a restraining order.

Jack:Hey what's Bob up to?

Bill:Oh,hes writing a definition about that girl Laura he met yesterday, creepy right?

Jack:The poor bastards been Urban Bitch Whipped

by Mocoholi September 22, 2010

buzzard face bitches

a bitch who always sqwak.. and flappin her beak..

buzzard face bitches like cinn always sqwakin.

by unknowngal June 25, 2006