zombie walk

A large gathering of people dressed up as zombies and walking around a public place calling out for brains, trying to scare "conservative" people, and proving to us all that individuals are capable of making bigger asses of themselves than ever thought possible.

"Hey, are you participating in the zombie walk?"

"No I'm not a knob"

"Oh"

by Jordanzzzzzzzzz May 7, 2008

zombietiming

Zombietiming (verb) is exposing the lies, myths and unchecked facts reported by the news media outlets.

For fear of zombietiming researchers, the news reporter stuck to the journalist's credo, and expected professionalism, of uncovering the truth through balance, fairness, honesty and decency.

Zombietimed (noun): the news reporter got zombietimed, in a big way, for the lack of credible facts and rampant dishonesty in the reported news article.

by Webler December 9, 2008

zombie o'clock

That certain time way too early in the morning when you stumble around and moan like a zombie.

Dude, What time is your meeting tomorrow morning?
Seven A.M. That means I have to roll out of bed at "zombie o'clock"

by I can't stand it June 18, 2011

zombie borrower

A person with a loan (or mortgage), who hasn't been able to pay the instalments on time. In such case the bank may or may not change the conditions of the repayment to slightly more favourable ones. Because the borrower might not be able to pay back the loan, the loan contract is half dead. Like a zombie.

Bank employee 1: I don't get you, is this a risky loan, or is the guy paying the instalments on time?
Bank employee 2: He has barely paid any instalment on time, he is a proper zombie borrower.

by Grivio July 1, 2011

Zombie Headache

Headache resulting in the over-stay visit in Chicago airport due to delays.

His layover at Chicago Internation Airport caused him a zombie headache and eventually made him a zombie! Oh my!!

by Dr. Paper July 13, 2012

zombie sit

When playing Call of Duty Zombies with friends, "zombie sitting" is the act of making the last zombie of the round into a crawler, and having one person maintain the zombie's agro, while the other friends use the restroom or grab munchies. This is required in games that last a few hours, as there is no pause button, in online play.

Yo dude, can you zombie sit for me. I've gotta pee.

Dude, I need a zombie sitter, I'm hungry.

by Raditude July 22, 2012

zombie tax

Complacency tax. A tax on anything which we all know is clearly bad for the environment or our health.

Zombie taxes are special taxes on things like tobacco. Taxes on plastic bottles. Taxes on processed food and soft drinks. Taxes on cars that get low mileage.

by irrealism September 25, 2012