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Zaching

To Zach. Zaching is another word for being a self centred sad narcissist. Often tries to derail conversations by making it about them, often through pretending to be mentally ill. Usually found in group chats
"Sorry for Zaching real quick, but I'm so fuckin depressed lmao"
by TheKeybladeMaster July 22, 2019
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Zach is honestly a great guy, but he has his flaws like all people do. Zach is the kind of guy who will make you fall in love with him and want to be with him every single second of the day. But Zach is a no go for commitment or anything serious, he's not willing to settle down. But he's smart, talented, sweet, nerdy, extremely loyal, and very outgoing, not to mention has a tasteful sense of style. But again, as soon as you meet a Zach he can be gone just like that. So if you meet one never let him go, be yourself, and cherish the time you do have with him while you still have it.
by Cashew March 13, 2019
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a guy bestfriend who can always make you laugh even in shitty and serious time he always loves to hangout with his friend and he is very much a dumbass and he is not skinny he likes to diss his friends alot but that just means he loves them he is also a very horney person and jacks off three times a day maybe even more
by pitbulls247 October 4, 2020
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Zach is a all out badass redneck who is really tall and plays lots of sports and is very strong, he won’t take sh!t from no one and will even help u through tough times he is caring and very loyal, he is super funny but gets in lots of trouble, he misses A...v.... he is a very nice guy so if u ever get told by a Zach that he like you don’t let him go
Person 1: did you hear about that tall kid

Person 2: you mean Zach

Person 1: yeah
by Zthompson782 April 15, 2021
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Zach has 9000 ft shlong and is a sex god
Your pp is as long as a zach
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A dumb bitch who never appreciates you and when a new game comes out puts you out on the street for trash pick up .
A Zach will never love you forever only after they find a new game .
by Mrs Falgoust June 25, 2020
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He is the most amazing boyfriend/guy friend you could ever get he is so sweet and cuddly on the inside although all he shows on the outside is the dark emo slipknot obsessed child that we all love his glowing honey coloured eyes and shoulder length curly soft brown hair is all you need in life.
Person 1: Holy sh*t look at how cute Zach is

Person 2: ikr im so jealous
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