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Sack Beard

Full-to-Medium length hair left on the scrotum after trimming or shaving has clearly been done to the major part of the pubic area.
Roxanne: So me and Ted finally did it.
Sheila: Does he "shave"?
Roxanne: Yeah. Well, sort of. He still had a Sack Beard.
by Daggermouth July 8, 2010
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Sick beard

Facial hair that grows when you are sick with the flu or some other malady that prevents you from shaving
I couldn't shave because of this cold so I've grown a sick beard
by TheMan1573 June 1, 2014
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bearded triangle

by georgie and amy March 4, 2009
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Mustache-Beard

A full beard that terminates in a long, wiry mustache. Usually ginger in color. Indigenous to the Native Pittsburgh Region. Feasts on Primantis and Fiori's. Commonly employed by a Labor Union 6-8 months a year. Often known to travel by an obscenely loud motorcycle spewing "country noise". During mating season, common apparel includes sleeveless dayglo t-shirts ("undersleeves" in the colder, laid off months.)
Wow look at that mustache-beard! Thats straight from 1985!
by HYEP January 2, 2012
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Holiday Beard

A date a homosexual person takes to a (work, family) holiday party (eg work xmas party) to disguise the fact of their homosexuality.

May not be their regular Beard due to the overbooking experienced during the holiday season.
"Hey dude, who's that chick your brother's with? I thought he was gay?"

"Oh, he hasn't come out to our parents yet, so that's just his Holiday Beard."
by NiftyDude December 21, 2008
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bearded-dragon

A cock that has lots of hair on its underside right below the tip.
Jack: Did you hear about Max?

Alex: No, what happened?

Jack: Aleisha was about to suck him off until he pulled out his bearded-dragon, then she bolted!

Alex: Hahaa, oh man, I've always told him his ecessive body hair would hold him back one day...
by BeachBoi July 13, 2010
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Fat Beard

When a persons double chin is so huge, it covers their face and looks like a beard.
“Wow, look at the fat beard on that guy over there!”
by Ash-Ree May 13, 2007
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