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Phantom Watch Syndrome

The feeling of wearing a watch despite not actually wearing it, this can come from being used to wearing watches. Not harmful in the slightest, just weird.
Ayo I feel something on my wrist?
There’s nothing there.
Ah, Phantom Watch Syndrome.
Jimmy I told you to stop using retarded definitions on urban dictionary.
by Keklord Supreme December 27, 2022
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When your working on the jobsite, and your boss says “hire handicaps and watch them work” probably means your being a professional dumbass, and can’t do a simple task properly.
Hey jerry, can you help me cut down this tree? “Sure, I’ll grab the clippers!” (Boss) “hire handicaps and watch them work.”
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toe watch

When an individual intensely watches someone's toes for a past time
by Jodyaof June 10, 2017
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watch your fug

When your drunk and trip over your own feet.
by Dingly doo May 22, 2021
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Watch your linguini!

“Watch your linguini!”
A way of telling someone to watch their language but using shitty comedy to hide the hypocritical fact that you also curse horrendously
Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK!
Guy 2: Watch your linguini!
Guy 1: What?
by FoxenBoxen March 8, 2022
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watch?v=7ewtGpyFXuM

A YouTube video showing that Takeoff faked his death.
I watched watch?v=7ewtGpyFXuM and i am in disbelief Takeoff faked his death.
by Kenev January 5, 2024
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Watch the Stove

the debut EP album by food brand Hamburger Helper under the alias Helper.
Hamburger Helper drops Watch the Stove mixtape featuring Bobby Raps, DJ Tiiiiiiiiii
by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023
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