Vampire tea

An used tampon that, when put into boiling water, makes it bloody, terefore making it good source of food for vampires

A: You really prefer vampires over werewolfs? Are you insane? Werewolfs are fluffy, soft and hot and don't need to harm you to survive.

B: But vampires are handsome.

A: They are gross! Havn't you hear of vampire tea?!?!?!

by Opso Opos April 26, 2021

Dirty Vampire

It’s when on ur birthday u stay locked in ur room and watch bratty sis Emily Willis and just jack off for the whole 24 hours or a week in the dark no sunlight just jerking

Bro I pulled a dirty vampire on my bday yester day and I’m really sore

by Bigger cock man May 13, 2022

Vampire daiquiri

A strippers period blood put in a drinking cup mixed with Tito's

Drake is a lucky man, his girlfriend always makes him vampire daiquiris for free when he visits her job late at night

by anonymous October 28, 2021

the boyz vampire antics

The antics of k-pop group the boyz after releasing their Universe single ‘Drink It’ as in blood

Yunghoon: did I just see a vampire

Juyeon: hell yeah bitch
New: I’ll just stand here and look pretty

Ju-Haknyeon: WE ON THEM THE BOYZ VAMPIRE ANTICS

by StariiStori July 12, 2021

vampire slayer

Where you grab yourself a toothpick and to the unspeakable by shoving down your man pipe and jizzing so it shoots out and stabs someone

Sheila: AHH MY EYE

John: HAHA Ricky pulled a vampire slayer and got 'er in the eye

by Izmo March 16, 2008

Alp (Vampire)

Area from/nationality: German. Vampiric spirit associated with the bogeyman and the incubus, normally tormenting the nights and dreams of women. The creature's physical manifestations can be very dangerous. Long connected with the nightmare, the alp is considered male, sometimes the spirit of a recently deceased relative, most often an actual demon. Children can become an Alp when a mother uses a horse collar to ease childbirth. During the middle ages the alp was said to appear as a cat, pig, bird or other animal, including a lecherous demon dog scene in Cologne, thus linking the werewolf in with this legend. In all its manifestations the Alp is known to wear a hat. The spirit can fly like a bird, can ride like a horse and is credited with a certain gallant attitude, rarely forcing itself on its prey. The Alp drinks blood from the nipples of men and children but prefers the milk of women. Because it is so involved in terrors of the mind and sleep the Alp is virtually impossible to kill.

1. *Sound Asleep* "Spiders, Dragons, Scorpions, Zombies, What IS THIS TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE. I feel like I can't breath!?" *Wakes Up* *Gasps For Air* "Oh my gosh my nipples are bleeding, DAMN ALP!"

2. "Come on over here horse, oh no you look exhausted. DAMN ALP!"
Alp (Vampire)

by The Alp Hunter January 24, 2013

Vampire Load

When you are facing a mirror during sex and your partner is directly behind you, so you can't see them in the mirror, you only feel them inside you.

"So last night I was getting fucked in the bathroom, and he filled me with a vampire load"

by Sack of Hammers July 15, 2025