"Nah, ++++ has such a weird dick, and so overconfident in his sexual progress. **** is the true australian vampire."
by S*I** February 22, 2019
Get the australian vampiremug. When its a relational Infinite Retard Loop based emotional mexican shootout with a chic and her codependent enabler friends and some random dude who thinks he is a telepath but secretly gheyyyy.
by thehappytwo March 12, 2025
Get the Double Gonzo Vampiric Chokeholdmug. a human being that is so worthless/aggravating/unlikable/useless that is so irredeemable that it would be optimal to inhabit the space that they occupy with empty air, meaning that empty air carries more worth than said person. a space vampire literally wastes the empty space available for other people/things and ruins everything. nobody likes a space vampire.
Luke: dude there’s this guy in line at subway who keeps looking at his phone and holding up the line
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents
Jake: let’s bail, if i have to stand behind this fucking space vampire any longer i’m going to beat him over the head with a wrench and murder him in front of his parents
by e. honda’s jock strap September 3, 2022
Get the space vampiremug. When the blokes all meet up and give and receive a firm gripped hand job in a circular formation and one of the blokes shoots blood and you proceed to pick up the blood.
by Osama .Bin. Laden. June 22, 2021
Get the Vampire jerkmug. ,”, A vampire smiley face is made of one comma, one quotation mark, and one final comma. No spaces. ,”,
by CastIronHex August 24, 2025
Get the ,”, (Vampire Smiley Face)mug. Literal dogshit. Does have among us tho. This skibidi toilet concept is just absurd! I mean, seriously, who needs a toilet that doubles as a bizarre piece of entertainment? It's a classic case of prioritizing frivolity over functionality. Sure, we all could use a laugh, but let's not forget the primary purpose of a toilet – it's not a playground or an art installation. Some might argue that it's a creative take on the mundane, but I find it hard to believe that anyone would genuinely want such a thing in their bathroom. Why complicate a simple, practical appliance with unnecessary gimmicks? There's a fine line between adding a touch of fun to everyday life and turning essential items into impractical novelties.
by gtyghghjj January 24, 2024
Get the Vampire Survivorsmug. Made Popular By H. Devampier / Devampier.
Vampire Living or VL.
It is lifestyle renowned for not sleeping at night; instead being proactive or productive. Once the clock hits 00:00; being creative, planning or completing projects are mainly what is implemented. It encourages the quotes of “work hard, play later” even in similar relation to Jim Jones #VampireLife - when it comes to clubbing (night life). It has been an on going lifestyle definition for nearly a decade, but has publicly been exploited since early this year 2020.
Vampire Living or VL.
It is lifestyle renowned for not sleeping at night; instead being proactive or productive. Once the clock hits 00:00; being creative, planning or completing projects are mainly what is implemented. It encourages the quotes of “work hard, play later” even in similar relation to Jim Jones #VampireLife - when it comes to clubbing (night life). It has been an on going lifestyle definition for nearly a decade, but has publicly been exploited since early this year 2020.
by Still Vamping September 16, 2020
Get the Vampire Livingmug.