Damn dude, we bone dry. Lets go scrape a gerb turd.
Damn, we all out of bud? Scrape that pipe for a gerb turd.
Damn, we all out of bud? Scrape that pipe for a gerb turd.
by unc-gerbs July 21, 2009
Related to the term poisoned chalice (meaning something initially appearing good that later turns out to be a burden), a poisoned turd is something unpleasant that you have been forced to do/accept which later to turns out to be much worse than it initially seemed
James: When Tom got me to do that presentation for him, he neglected to mention that the entire departmental staff would be present and that the data were from the wrong fiscal quarter
Betty: Wow he handed you a real poisoned turd
Betty: Wow he handed you a real poisoned turd
by dr ben February 15, 2011
Something of such low quality, of such minisquel value, that it might in fact be the least significant item in the universe.
I bought a brand new Rolex Daytona online. I paid $5,000 for it. When I got it in the mail, I opened the box, and it turned out to be a turd of shit. I hate myself.
by TangClock July 29, 2009
I took a dump this morning, and it wasn't until I saw the sparkling turd that I realized just how much Goldschlager I drank.
by LittleJohn73 September 20, 2010
by poppy the mama August 13, 2011
lilys pastimes include turd burgling
by lily southam November 14, 2003
Turd Floater refers to a septic tank backing up into one's yard whenever there's a big rainfall and the ground is saturated.
by Michele Dorwin March 28, 2006