gerb turd

Scraped Resin rolled into a small, medium, or large ball.
Damn dude, we bone dry. Lets go scrape a gerb turd.
Damn, we all out of bud? Scrape that pipe for a gerb turd.
by unc-gerbs July 21, 2009
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Poisoned turd

Related to the term poisoned chalice (meaning something initially appearing good that later turns out to be a burden), a poisoned turd is something unpleasant that you have been forced to do/accept which later to turns out to be much worse than it initially seemed
James: When Tom got me to do that presentation for him, he neglected to mention that the entire departmental staff would be present and that the data were from the wrong fiscal quarter

Betty: Wow he handed you a real poisoned turd
by dr ben February 15, 2011
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Turd of Shit

Something of such low quality, of such minisquel value, that it might in fact be the least significant item in the universe.
I bought a brand new Rolex Daytona online. I paid $5,000 for it. When I got it in the mail, I opened the box, and it turned out to be a turd of shit. I hate myself.
by TangClock July 29, 2009
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Sparkling Turd

What you get the next day after drinking too much Goldschlager.
I took a dump this morning, and it wasn't until I saw the sparkling turd that I realized just how much Goldschlager I drank.
by LittleJohn73 September 20, 2010
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womb turd

"She was 9 months pregnant. She was ready to pop out that little womb turd"
by poppy the mama August 13, 2011
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turd burgler

one who enjoys uphill gardenin. Also known as a fudgepacker.
lilys pastimes include turd burgling
by lily southam November 14, 2003
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Turd Floater

Turd Floater refers to a septic tank backing up into one's yard whenever there's a big rainfall and the ground is saturated.
It came a real turd floater last night and more rain is on the way.
by Michele Dorwin March 28, 2006
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