Tom Felton

Tom Felton is a very smexy man ( probably one of the sexiest men to live) and he makes girls obsess/fantasise over him and want to fuck him. He also plays Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter which he is especially hot in. He is also a very sweet man and can be very cute and funny.

I wish I could use a time machine and go back in time to when tom Felton was my age so I could legally fuck him.

by Dracolover1 October 31, 2020

Tom Kelly

Irish - rhyming slang for beer belly or pot belly

'Jesus mate Tom Kelly is looking well fed these days'

'Tom Kelly just loves sausages'

by Robotkev April 28, 2009

Tom Cruised

When you are excessively excited. This can be for anything - a new love, a movie premiere, marrying a woman who could be your granddaughter, a fake religion, etc.

"I want to take a nap before the concert, but I'm just too Tom Cruised for it."

by feralwinky February 5, 2010

Big Tom

when your dad walks into your room for no reason with nothing but a jock strap on, and screams at you "You wish you were as big as me, "Yeah, YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!" and walk outside and feeds his turtles

hey ian, that dude just pulled a Big Tom on his kid.

by ithiller April 12, 2007

Tom DeLonge

Tom DeLonge is the hottest punk-rock singer alive!! Although the band recently broke up, hes still fucking awesome!!

I love Tom DeLonge sooooo much! He is so hott!

by gwen and k-la March 18, 2005

Tom Clancy

Great novelist, known for his realism in his novels he does research on the topics of his books.

Tom Clancy is my favorite author and I am a nerd.

by A Nerd who can read January 4, 2011

Tom Hardy

The utmost undeniably attractive actor to ever walk the earth. He is, similar to God, above us all and all women with a good taste in men fall at his feet. Oh yeah, and he’s a great actor.

OMG ITS TOM HARDY SHSBDISNSN HE OWNS MY ASS

by embussolo November 26, 2018