by Sarah July 9, 2004
Get the twatted wanker mug.a vagina that commonly eats penis like a monster, frequently and sloppy. more commonly know as a hooker, $5 hoe, or hotel girlfriend.
by humpty fuckin dumpty March 13, 2009
Get the twat monster mug.by Hujanika Bolucoff September 2, 2007
Get the dick twat mug.Twat being another word to describe the vagina, someone who twat blocks or is a twat blocker is a female who gets in the way of another female friend and a male.
by ThatRegret April 10, 2010
Get the Twat Block mug.Brian: That bitch was so loose that I got no pleasure . It felt like I was sticking my dick in some nasty jello .
Jason: Ew , you caught yourself a twat hippopotamus O.o
Jason: Ew , you caught yourself a twat hippopotamus O.o
by SuckThePussy October 31, 2011
Get the Twat Hippopotamus mug.n. An apron of flesh composed of the hanging, distended labia of an obese woman. Typically, a twat mop will extend to the floor, hence the name.
May also be applied to one who possesses a twat mop.
May also be applied to one who possesses a twat mop.
R: Check out those two twat mops... they can hardly bowl with those things between their legs. I think they just waxed the bowling lanes.
D: That is revolting.
D: That is revolting.
by Dr. Gunch May 26, 2010
Get the twat mop mug.1. Noun: Of or having the mark left upon one by a vagina. A descriptive term to relate in the same manner that a waffle maker imparts itself onto batter to create an imprint so does a twat. 2. Adjective: to act in such a manner that to outsiders you appear to be whipped or taking a stance in order to obtain sexual relations as a reward. A way to call out a man who has surrendered his man card.
What twat waffle turns off the Super Bowl, to sit in on their girlfriend's book club reading?
Put the phone down you twat waffle, she's out with her girlfriends tonight, stop blowing her phone up.
Put the phone down you twat waffle, she's out with her girlfriends tonight, stop blowing her phone up.
by jagerhall August 5, 2019
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