I was so drunk last night I fucked a fatty and not only passed out in her bed but didn't even take my condom off. Talk about some serious drain pain the next morning followed by a quick exit before her roommates could see me!
by MTJMZ August 5, 2009
Get the Drain Painmug. Holy crap is that unpleasant!
Iam "Oof! This node pain is actually quite unpleasant..."
Hym "Quit being a baby! It's fine."
Iam "It... Uh... It doesn't feel fine..."
Hym "No pain no gain!"
Iam "Oof! This node pain is actually quite unpleasant..."
Hym "Quit being a baby! It's fine."
Iam "It... Uh... It doesn't feel fine..."
Hym "No pain no gain!"
Iam "I don't think that applies to steadily increasing lymph node pain..."
Hym "Well... There's nothing we can do about it. We can't afford to go to the hospital. It's $100 at the door. We're going to need an MRI. That's another $250. Then we have to pay for pills. That's another $70. That's going to take at least 4 straight days of working until 3 in the morning. And that's assuming they don't run the test and need a subsequent test. They are probably going to want to biopsy to make sure it's not cancer. We have to pay $25 day just to go out and work and to eat is going to cost maybe $50 for the week if we shop at the dollar store. So we are looking at at least a week straight of working double shifts where we end up staying out till noon."
Iam "Yeesh... This doesn't look good. Even if we got a real job it would take at least 2 weeks to get paid and it's doubtful it would even grant me a full paycheck. So, that route would take us at least a month to even get it looked at. The first is coming up too.... Shit this is wild. We are actually going to die..."
Hym "Yep... A slow painful death at the hands of the horde. And our faithful audience is going to get a front row seat. Death by deprivation."
Iam "Ouch... Hope it doesn't hurt too bad... Well, more than it already does..."
Hym "Yes, well, hopefully we go in our sleep."
Iam 😔 "Yeah... Alright. I'm going to bed."
Hym "Try not to die!"
Iam "Not helpful..."
Hym "Well... There's nothing we can do about it. We can't afford to go to the hospital. It's $100 at the door. We're going to need an MRI. That's another $250. Then we have to pay for pills. That's another $70. That's going to take at least 4 straight days of working until 3 in the morning. And that's assuming they don't run the test and need a subsequent test. They are probably going to want to biopsy to make sure it's not cancer. We have to pay $25 day just to go out and work and to eat is going to cost maybe $50 for the week if we shop at the dollar store. So we are looking at at least a week straight of working double shifts where we end up staying out till noon."
Iam "Yeesh... This doesn't look good. Even if we got a real job it would take at least 2 weeks to get paid and it's doubtful it would even grant me a full paycheck. So, that route would take us at least a month to even get it looked at. The first is coming up too.... Shit this is wild. We are actually going to die..."
Hym "Yep... A slow painful death at the hands of the horde. And our faithful audience is going to get a front row seat. Death by deprivation."
Iam "Ouch... Hope it doesn't hurt too bad... Well, more than it already does..."
Hym "Yes, well, hopefully we go in our sleep."
Iam 😔 "Yeah... Alright. I'm going to bed."
Hym "Try not to die!"
Iam "Not helpful..."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2022
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Get the Painmug. by m0nogataril0ver608179670938670 November 5, 2020
Get the painmug. Being a Los Angeles Clippers fan
im in pain because the Los Angeles Clippers are the worst fucking franchise of all time in any sport. ps im a diehard laker fan. 🖕🏻the clippers
by Jacob Acuna January 13, 2021
Get the painmug. by french main November 17, 2020
Get the pain and suffering inc.mug. The state where one person endures a set of mixed yet painful emotions for a period of time after they left a relationship with a partner whom they've invested a great amount emotionally.
There is nothing you or anyone can do when you're on the pain train but endure it until you get off on the next station where things will be a lot better
by projectfalcon January 5, 2019
Get the On the pain trainmug.