Uncle Dave

The act of simultaneously drinking, smoking, and gambling, much as Uncle Dave used to do.

And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin

I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.

by jason_litty July 2, 2024

dave gaming

a person named dave who usually takes act in the activity called "gaming"

A: hey look, its dave gaming!
B: wow, he sure is gaming.

by dave gaming June 24, 2021

Dave’s Teacan

The representation of how long Dave’s dick is. It hangs low and leaves a huge bulge in his pants. ‘‘Tis the size of an Arizona Tea Can

Wow! Dave’s Teacan is huge! I wonder how a child predator has such a long one

by Dave’s youngest Victim December 2, 2017

Daved

Referring to someone that is drunk or heavily intoxicated

We're going to get daved tonight!

by SXMN June 7, 2019

Fuckin' Dave

Fuckin Dave, or just Dave, is the main character of the Youtube channel It's Fuckin Dave. He is known for his cringy, edgelord style of comedy, and for the memewar which he started with Feminists Against Trolls. He, along with Dream Stand and Lil' D make up the main characters of the Daibuverse.

Dave: "What the fuck is up everybody, it's Fuckin' Dave! First name Fuckin, last name Dave."

Dream Stand: "YEAEAeaeAeAAAAAHhhh, minecraftporn"

by Daibu-des September 28, 2021

baby dave

An absolute ket machine

Wow With that’s like he must be a baby Dave

by Man wisdom November 21, 2020

Dave's head

Head the size of a planet but without the brains to match it's size

Have you seen that bloke? His head is massive!

Yeah, Dave's head is giant, shame the brain size doesn't match.

by unknown.88 April 14, 2022