i'd throw it in the two hole

An expression used to indicate that one finds a female reasonably attractive. Literally means that given the chance, you would like to engage in anal intercourse with her.

Britney: "Dad, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend, Kevin."
Dad: "Nice to meet you, Kevin. Now I want you to take good care of my daughter. She's a beautiful young lady and you should treat her with the respect she deserves."
Kevin: "You got that right, Pops. I'd throw it in the two hole. Can't wait to chuck my junk in that."
Dad: "Excuse me?"
Kevin: "Hey old man, you got a shitter around here? I got fuckin' plastered last night at the strip club and I've got some wicked beer shits."

by Nick D August 28, 2005

National throw your annoying short friend day

Yes Adil we are talking about you- October 22 xx

hahahahaha national throw your annoying short friend day

by Shahsk October 21, 2020

you wanna throw down

You want to beat someone up.

Guy 1: I don't like you at all, you been talking all this shit

Guy 2: You wanna throw down?

Guy 1: Hell yea bring it bitch

by Easy. E. March 6, 2007

Cricket ball throw away

A unit of distance measurement meaning, not very far.

While looking at Google maps

"How far away from the nightlife are way staying in Palma de Mallorca?"

"Oh, just a cricket ball throw away!"

by Lollen July 2, 2018

grab my willy and throw me sideways

An expression that is used when you are having a horrible day or receive bad news.

John: Hey bro we're out of toilet paper so I used your pillow-case.
Mike: Well grab my willy and throw me sideways!

by T swag January 30, 2019

If you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door

If you make a controversial statement, it is best you have the evidence to support it.

Mark: I'm thinking of telling Evgeny that Communism is overrated
*shocked faces*
Adam: Mate, if you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door!

by Hoonta January 27, 2012

the thing that when you touch it you throw up

the little red thing in the back of your throat that when you touch it you throw up

"I think I have strep throat because there are red dots on the thing that when you touch it you throw up."

by Greg C. Z. September 20, 2007