ass rag

Slang for toliet paper and commonly used amongst non-commissioned members in western militaries. Thought to be derived from 'snot rag' and also to reflect the very poor quality of toliet paper supplied by militaries.

"That was our last roll of ass rag. Guess I'll have to go down to the store and pick up some more rolls of ass rag."

by Duke_of_York26 April 23, 2006

Maple Leaf Rag

1. A ragtime piano piece by Scott Joplin, making him the first musician to sell more than one million copies of a piece of instrumental music.

2. A Canadian tampon

"Don't mess with her. She's on the Maple Leaf Rag, eh?"

by amfv September 25, 2009

Snot Rag Soup

A traditional American soup consisting of slippery snot, used tissues, and warmed up toilet bowl water.

I made my son snot rag soup over the weekend after he caught a cold.

by Dannie Desantie December 28, 2020

toe rag

A person who constantly looses at a card game

did you feel a flutter...toe rag

by Junior K April 22, 2005

kensington jizz rag

A pair of Old Navy cargo pants.

Yoooo! The Eagles just signed Nnamimnidi Asoumoughoua!!! I creamed so hard my cargo pants turned into a kensington jizz rag!

by boss hamilton January 11, 2012

Rag-n'-tag

To violently fuck a girl without having any interest in her afterwards, instead just adding her to your 'tag-list'.

"So are you gonna date Beth or what?"
"Nah just gonna rag-n'-tag her"
"Yeah mate rate it"

by William 'McBilliam' Francis June 13, 2016

Rag On A Stick

A term used to describe one who has been known to of had chronic drug use in the past resulting in uncontroable rage over matters which would normally cause no emotional disturbance in a emotionally sound person. This rage often translates into bigotry (ex. Anti-Semitism) and incredible feelings of arogance, and feelings that he or she is in many ways superior to other beings. Finally, a rag on a stick may be known to have lost all ability to recognize humor, and may incorrectly identify it as being an attack up him or her.

Man, have you seen Joey lately? All that smoking dope finally caught up to him! He's a crazed rag on a stick; just last week he almost smashed some guy's car who he found out was Jewish and smiled at him!

by elcyco September 8, 2008