sparkle pony

a show boat

a person is a sparkle pony

by doc arizona February 25, 2020

Ride That Pony

1) Energetic dance-game (sometimes considered a sexual act) conceived by a group of thespians in a summer acting camp at UC Berkeley. Involves an outer circle of 25-30 people and an inner circle of about 10 people. The dance is started with the counter-clockwise movement of the inner circle, and the singing or yelling of the following lyrics:

"HERE WE GO!
Ride that pony, ride around
That big fat pony
HERE WE GO!
Ride that pony
This is how we do it!"

Following these lyrics the people in the inner circle move to the nearest person on the outer circle and perform a dance facing the person, facing away from the person, and then to the side of the person (sometimes similer to freaking). The lyrics for this part of the dance are as follows:

"Front to front to front, my baby
Back to back to back, my baby,
Side to side to side, my baby,
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!"

Then the person who has recieved the dance proceeds to the inner circle and restarts the game//dance//sexual act.

Usually participates are very darbee.

"Dude, the closest thing to an orgy we'll ever get here is Ride That Pony. Go with it."

by i.like.cats December 11, 2023

One trick pony

A prostitute who can only do one position.

Dave: was the prostitute any good?

Carl: nah, she was a one trick pony.

by EmoEmu_69 July 15, 2020

Ponis

Large and much girth pony

Your ponis made me churn and juice a little .

by Bigponis July 18, 2021

pony dust

ketamine

hey, can i get a bump of that pony dust

by austunutsua April 28, 2022

lil pony

Lil Pony is one of the best known rappers in the world. His latest release drunk love has topped the fucking billboards and is becoming a household name.

"OMG I just want Lil Pony to have sex with me" - hot Latino girl.

by YUNG STARZ May 21, 2018

Satire Pony

a master. just a master at satire....to the point you confuse all the other masters.

Rhonda: That guy over there, standing in front of the burning man statue being grumpy is a total snarkle pony.

Jess: No, dear, it's a performance arts piece. He's being a satire pony.

by Misandrist September 29, 2015