Wine Math is when you split a bottle of wine and the other person drinks more of it than you, then assumes that you are as tipsy as them.
The more they drink the tipsier they get and the soborer you are, no the other way around.
The more they drink the tipsier they get and the soborer you are, no the other way around.
My girlfriend and I split a bottle of wine, I only had half a glass and she had the rest so she assumed I was too drunk to drive. She cannot so "wine math"!!!
by Ganvan September 07, 2011
by The Return of Light Joker June 07, 2010
by Young Rebel00 August 25, 2022
A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. References the ancient Babylonians counting their sheep.
A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math
by carhepsin October 06, 2021
Common Core Math in a nutshell:
If Tony has 9311 apples and then eats 4321 oranges. How many pancakes does he have left over?
If Tony has 9311 apples and then eats 4321 oranges. How many pancakes does he have left over?
by Zoso_Floyd February 23, 2017
teacher: hey class today we’re doing work on our school laptops
kid 1: * plays cool math games to avoid work and makes the screen face away from the teacher *
kid 1: * plays cool math games to avoid work and makes the screen face away from the teacher *
by Fadeider December 14, 2018
by lordgrim the invcbke October 21, 2020