Fucking idiot

Mitchell Smith

Mitchell: I don't know where all my money went last night.
Ben: You spent it on darts.
Mitchell Smith: Really? I don't remember buying them. Where are they?
Maddie: You smoked them all.
Ben: What a fucking idiot.

by B3NS4N1TY September 26, 2018

Idiot bangs

80s haircut where bangs are cut far back and short and abruptly curled under

Look at Susan what's wrong with her hair?

You know she rocks those idiot bangs

by Chltn8 July 1, 2017

collective of idiots

Colloquially known as society.

Society is a collective of idiots.

by noper64 March 6, 2016

naive idiot

A person who is extremely clueless about the real world and has very few functioning brain cells. This can be due their also idiotic naive parents (it’s hereditary). Most commonly aged 11-45. This person seriously has no idea how stupid they are. It’s almost impossible to not laugh at how dumb this person truly is. There catchphrases can include “huh” and “what?”.

Mr Blank: Make sure you bring in a piece of paper for the testing tomorrow.

Naive idiot: Huh? What do you mean we were supposed to bring in a paper?

by gutted that bitch June 5, 2022

Bozo Idiot

a super dumb, stupid or foolish person. someone who acts ridiculous.

Not only are you a bozo, but you're also a idiot.
Basically a nice way of saying someone is acting retarded/is retarded.

"bro, what the fuck, you're a bozo idiot."
"dude, Mr. Chalk is a bozo Idiot"

by Mr. Abdul May 26, 2023

idiot boyfriend

an idiot boyfriend that texts his girlfriends best friend saying that he would like to fuck her and gang bang his girlfriend

boy: hey do you want to fuck
Friend: i thought you had a girlfriend
boy: i do, thats ok we can gang bang her later
girlfriend: you are such an idiot boyfriend

by shinew January 8, 2012

idiot shivers

A full body shiver that occurs immediately after doing something really stupid that should result in serious injury or death, but without any negative consequences. Often occurs while driving.

After running the red light and nearly getting t-boned by a semi, I immediately felt idiot shivers.

by Foole May 21, 2006