goat porn

what strong bad enjoys the most on the internet
See one of the last defs for Strong Bad or the def by author

Strong Bad was watching streaming goat porn again.

by Cesspool April 22, 2003

Goated with the sauce

when your goat is goated with the sexual sauce

quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag busts down sexual style, Is he goated with the sauce?

by korkmoj_ March 28, 2022

Throat goat

Someone who give the best Deep throat oral sex. Similar to how Coltons give oral sex a throat goat is on a whole other level

Damn babe you really are the throat goat

by Mop goon August 11, 2020

Goat Fucker

1. Any "country boy" that tucks his jeans into his boots to look cool

2. Any guy/girl that dresses and acts country but only does so for attention or attraction

3. A fake country boy/girl

Austin: "Look at Logan with his pants tucked into his boots!"

Jake: "Yea, that Goat Fucker!"

by DieselMechanic22 November 24, 2013

Goat's Vagina

An open cut that generally happens in combat sports which a fighter receives. Usually by an elbow or punch to the head

"That Marvin Eastman one was a goat's vagina" -Joe Rogan

by Pizzagoat July 8, 2010

Goat Boater

A Person that rides a surf ski at the beach. Its an Aussie derogatory term used by your more traditional surfer.

Check out that goat boater, what a loser!

by Joel Hicks October 19, 2003

Comb the Goat

To play with ones penis pistol; Do anything that takes time or is difficult in nature; To beat someones ass; To beat around the bush or lollygag;

Hey I'm outta here I gotta go "Comb the Goat"!

Im'ma be out here all day Combing this Goat!

If you don't get the hell outta my face I'm gonna Comb your fucking Goat!

I told you to do it like fifteen minutes ago, now quit Combing your Goat and get this shit done!

by The Brizzle1 May 17, 2010