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dutch holiday

A normal work day where you are late or no call no show to an appointment.
My cable guy must have a Dutch Holiday, I've been waiting around all day for him to show up.
by WTFuck July 14, 2015
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Dutch tenting

Dutch tenting , along the lines of a Dutch oven.

In a Dutch tent you zip up all the vents and release vile farts into the tent where unsuspecting victims must suffer while being unable to easily escape as they fumble around with the tent zippers.
Can be used as a verb.

While camping in Tahoe I was sleeping peacefully sleeping when suddenly a fouls odor filled the air. Then it hit me I was Dutch tented. My boyfriend said it was a proper Dutch tenting.
by Gooselady January 16, 2016
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Self Dutching

The act of having a mad case of the pre-poop farts. Where the gassy air gathers so heavy in your underpants, as you finally pull them down and sit to BM, your face is in the exact spot your bundle of farts were as you pulled down your pants. Hence no fresh air and resulting in a self dutch oven.
Scott: Phil man that ice cold draft beer last night has loaded me with air.

Phil: Me too. Those wings have done a hellish number in my lower abdomen as well.

Scott: Ditto bro I was farting so bad running from my car to the rest stop bathroom, the release was so great I didn't even care I gave myself a massive self dutching.
by Stredball February 8, 2013
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Dutch Farmboy

A traditional rural Dutch activity that involves fun, healthy, and friendship building. Normally, this activity is performed with a peacock, but can be performed with a goat or a block of cheese.
I love it when Erik B. does the Dutch Farmboy.
by Tinkle Hurlabutton April 18, 2019
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Dutch house

A euphemism for vagina, pussy, cunt, snatch, etc.
"Imma get all up in that Dutch house tonight, babygirl."
by ᴆɛᴌ July 7, 2023
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Dutch princess

I gave Iggy Azalea a Dutch Princess while watching Kingsmen the movie
by Mathias March 27, 2015
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Dutch Recliner

A practice in which two people poop in the same toilet, at the same time. One participant sits on the toilet normally and allows the other participant to poop between the legs of the participant on the toilet. For the entire action to be a Dutch recliner, the poop of each participant must stack.
Nick and Dave did a wicked dutch recliner the other day.
by UncircumcisedAnalLover July 15, 2021
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