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when your girl horny as fuck she gives you head but not just any head the best head of your life

aye girl give me the triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000

by da massy man September 10, 2020

Chilly-cheeks Syndrome

What you'll likely suffer from if you "mow da lawn" too early in da Spring, before da weather moderates sufficiently for da lower half of your face to feel warm enough when "directly" exposed to outdoor-temperatures.

I made the mistake of shaving off my thick bushy winter-beard in early April, and now I gots Chilly-cheeks Syndrome!

by QuacksO August 04, 2018

Carnivorous Cheeks

When a female's pants wedgie in between her gluteal muscles.

"Did you see how Sadie's ass ate up her leggings? That is one pair of carnivorous cheeks."

by TesticuloTheSexGod April 03, 2023

Shack the cheeks

A situation during sexual intercourse when a man ejaculates explosively in between the butt cheeks of his partner. He then would vibrates the butt cheeks of his partner while his semen drips down their crack.

Chris - Listen baby, im not trying to have some candle light dinner over wine tonight. Im just trying to shack the cheeks.

by Shhtevenn April 16, 2016

poop cheeks

noun. When you are prairie dog’n and you rush to the bathroom, initially missing the toilet seat slightly and correcting, only to find that you smeared poop on the toilet seat and yourself. The despair then ensues.

“Tom is going to need a minute” said Joe.

Jane questions, “what’s going on?”

Joe replies in a discreet manner, “Tom has poop cheeks.”

“Oh” gasps Jane. “OHHH! Yeah, he’s not coming out anytime soon”

by Maester Winthrop November 04, 2020

Upside Cheeks

An extremely useless portion of your body unless you have a hottie who could sit on there comfortably and you could make some lovely memories, Yes, I'm talking about your thighs, your manly lap. The idea behind calling it "Upside Cheeks" is - Your but are cheeks which are down while you're sitting or laying down therefore, Your thighs/lap which is opposite to your downwards cheeks should be called as Upside Cheeks.

His man got smooth Upside Cheeks!

by Portial8r May 04, 2021

Cottage cheeks

When that ass is looking right in leggings, but upon removal of leggings that ass is sloppy cottage cheese.

That ass lookin right, to bad they cottage cheeks when she in bed.
Betty got some cottage cheeks.

by Littleshsdevil September 27, 2019