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Chair Rave

To take ecstacy or similar synthetic drugs or even possibly methamphetamine while at home by self or with two to three friends and just enjoy yourself as apposed to a traditional rave at a club or similar setting.
I was at home chair ravin and was rollin out da frame with lisa and molly. {Chair Rave}
by samsonjonesblack November 22, 2013
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Penis Chair

by Andreapepe May 30, 2018
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Red chair

Hey let me masterbate in that red chair
by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021
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chair

i walked into my room to see my beautiful room mate lying on my bed completly naked. my eyes looked her up and down. her massive boobs were bouncing on her chest and she was humping my pillow. my heart started beating faster. i slowly walked over to her and she grabbed me, pulling off my clothes. she slowly peeled off my bra and thong and i jumped on her. she aggresively kissed my lips, and played with my tongue. i slowly moved up and sat on her head. she licked my pussy so hard i moaned loudly. our room mate heard and made her way in. she saw us and immediatly pulled all her clothes off. she grabbed me and sat on top of me, humping and scissoring my pussy. her chest bounced as she went up and down. our other room mate clearly felt jealous so she licked alissa (the third room mate)'s pussy slowly, to make her beg for it. i was in heaven. we were moaning very loudly. 'ahhhh, stop it!' i shrieked while alissa rubbed her pussy on mine. our english teacher was walking by, and heard us. she opened thedoor and saw us. alissa stopped for a second but i begged her to keep going. she obeyed, and licked me even faster. i saw a flash of anger on the teacher's eyes. it was soon replaced with a look of greed. she ran up to us, slowly undressing as she went, grabbed me and pinned me against the wall. she shoved her massive tits in my face, before proceeding to finger my pussy. the others watched
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Detroit Cuck Chair

A devastating sexual act in which a man sits in a chair beside the bed and watches his wife get pounded until her organs liquify. This liquid is then extracted from the anus and typically serves as a replacement for jelly in a PB&J. (For better texture, use chunky peanut butter)
Husband: Yeah, I watched my wife get pounded from the Detroit Cuck Chair.

Sandwich Eater: *Vomits in disgust*
by HugeCannon October 8, 2025
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White Collar Chair Shot

When you are hurt, badly and suddenly, from somebody at work, like a wrestler receiving a surprise chair shot and being knocked out.
Franch: Did you ever get the green light on that car file.

Phildo: Nah, this coworker gave me a White Collar Chair Shot in a meeting with them, said I am irresponsible and undercut my pricing right there in front of me! Said my department wasnt run well, too.

Franch: Damn, thought you were close with that coworker.

Phildo: Me too. She just blew me up, turned heel, then just left the room like nothing happened. I was totally shocked!

Franch: Takes years to recover from White Collar Chair Shots, like a 5 year White Collar Ginger.
by Mike109999 August 2, 2025
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chairing

he's always chairing a rock
by morting March 17, 2025
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