Email Suicide

Falling hopelessly behind in reading your email to the point that you just delete all of it and start over.

8,433 unread emails? Too much stress, time to commit email suicide and start over.

by bobblinghead November 25, 2013

Destination Suicide

Willingly going to confront someone at their home or workplace after to confront them over internet disagreements after doxxing them to find out where they live.

Dude rolled up to my house thinking he was going to start something. He committed destination suicide.

by Tatted_JeepJames March 20, 2023

german suicide

When a girl bends over a guy backward & sucks his dick in a backbridge

Sandra stood behind me a did a German suicide

by Diggze December 12, 2013

suicidal midget

people who are small that want to jump off high bridge.

Jees, Charles is a suicidal midget.

by Sir Gus Nuts November 13, 2017

cummiting suicide

When you bust a nut so mighty that it kills you.

“Where’s Joey?”
“Oh, he’s cummiting suicide.”
“Oh damn.”

by Fukurbich May 6, 2018

Digestive Suicide

The consumption of the poop inducing food items in quick succession with complete disregard for one’s digestive track.

Jimmy committed digestive suicide yesterday by eating a 2 burritos, a bowl of chili and drinking a half gallon of milk and is currently dealing with the consequences.

by Jalahimbis December 2, 2022

suicide question

a question which leads to the thought of, and ultimate action of, suicide.

A: Hey, are you thinking about Jenny?
B: Yea dude...fuck...I can't take this life anymore. Goodbye.
A: Oh shit man, I didn't mean to ask a suicide question.

by br0seph123456987 May 10, 2010