by Jim “Bigs” M. January 25, 2024
When the ends of the scale of a thing measures from acceptable to exceptional, because no matter what, you still have the thing.
by kittiekommittee July 26, 2023
Cavernous Openings and Bottomless Buttholes is the scale used to measure the largest of sphincters. It is the named the COBBS scale after the largest anus ever found. It is the top end of the scale. The small side of the scale is Klosed Coccyx and goes up. The measurement starts when the subject starts to leave stainZ in their underwear.
The term is also used in spelunking because many caves are smaller than the COBBS scale measures.
The term is also used in spelunking because many caves are smaller than the COBBS scale measures.
by P. Seudo Nym May 06, 2024
Cavernous Openings and Bottomless Buttholes is the scale used to measure the largest of sphincters. It is the named the COBBS scale after the largest anus ever found. It is the top end of the scale. The small side of the scale is Klosed Coccyx and goes up. The measurement starts when the subject starts to leave stainZ in their underwear.
The term is also used in spelunking because many caves are smaller than the COBBS scale measures.
The term is also used in spelunking because many caves are smaller than the COBBS scale measures.
by P. Seudo Nym May 06, 2024
A: My humor hovers around 70-80% on the Chocolate scale
B: What?
A: I've made a joke about cancer & helmet hair.
B: What?
A: I've made a joke about cancer & helmet hair.
by Lolzeronie September 30, 2023
Scale having a range from zero to three describing the sexual attractiveness versus the ugliness of the intended partner. Compiled from Bag Job (=1 or single bagger), Double Bagger (=2 or an insurance bag on one's own head in case the partner's bag should fall off or rip) and Triple Bagger (=3, indicating that the dog should also have a bag placed over it's head otherwise the carpet may become covered in dog faeces and vomit when the poor mutt witnesses the horrible act).
by Razzhead January 01, 2008
The international scale of high, or the Highness Scale is a scale I have devised by myself because I am high out of my mind. The scale is measured in Highs, with 0 being sober and no real limit. Highs are determined by grams of weed smoked in the session divided by grams smoked a month.
John: Dude I’m high
Me: How high
John: Lets calculate it using the international scale of high
Me: that’s fucking dope
John: I’m chilling at too fucking high
Me: How high
John: Lets calculate it using the international scale of high
Me: that’s fucking dope
John: I’m chilling at too fucking high
by #s r = 2 letters November 07, 2019