“Texas police officer”:
A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
"Hey Peter, how was the orgy last night?"
"Wasn't bad, though I did pull a Texas Police officer. I wasn't too happy with the wife, but I made the wrong decision. What can ya do?"
"Wasn't bad, though I did pull a Texas Police officer. I wasn't too happy with the wife, but I made the wrong decision. What can ya do?"
by Roomba69 May 28, 2022
Get the Texas Police Officermug. (noun) The civil force of a national or local government, responsible for the prevention and detection of crime and the maintenance of public order.
(verb) (of a police force) have the duty of maintaining law and order in or for (an area or event).
(verb) (of a police force) have the duty of maintaining law and order in or for (an area or event).
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by retard_4000 April 29, 2021
Get the Policemug. by sagnock police February 9, 2017
Get the Sagnock policemug. person 1: i watch movies i downloaded off a torrent
person 2: stop doing that, thats illegal
person 1: stop being such a Copyright Police
person 2: stop doing that, thats illegal
person 1: stop being such a Copyright Police
by The Computer Nerd April 3, 2019
Get the Copyright Policemug. .
The "Cop-Con" episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, which is the 17th episode of Season 4, was edited by Jeremy Reuben. This episode features the precinct attending a police convention in Rochester, New York, where they get into various shenanigans.
by IDoNotMakeNoSmack March 9, 2025
Get the The "Cop-Con" episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, which is the 17th episode of Season 4, was edited by Jeremy Reuben. This episode features the precinct attending a police convention in Rochester, New York, where they get into various shenanigans.mug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025
Get the The International Criminal Police Organization's Bay Of Pig Invasionmug. - Man I found a couple of cute girls walking in the street the other day so I followed them and just when I was about to ask for their numbers a league policeman busted me!
- Sucks bro, maybe next time try to hit on girls in your league, the police will leave you alone!
- Sucks bro, maybe next time try to hit on girls in your league, the police will leave you alone!
by BeepBop472842 September 21, 2023
Get the League Policemug.