Owen McGowan

Literally Golum from Lord of the Rings

Owen McGowan is golum

by womp womp womp womp March 7, 2024

Owen Schneider

someone who is in class not doing his work.

this kids an owen schneider .

by GD Gamer November 7, 2019

Faze Sussy Owen

When you play action in madden and fumble and lose the game then go beat bronze rocket league players.

Bro I totally Faze Sussy Owen that game

by WilliamPolchinjr June 5, 2021

Owen Ladbrook Wood

Just a chill guy who loves everything (especially eating and acting nonchalant).

Chill guy: Yo ur acting like Owen Ladbrook Wood rn.
Another chill guy: Thanks. 😈

by TheRealOne1989 November 24, 2024

Owen

Owen is a slightly disturbing, but great friend. He may think so, but no girl is out of his league(they might be out of his peripheral vision though). He will cross his legs, put his hands on his chin, elbow on the table, and say "so tell me all about the gossip." He gives you advice(some of it isn't applicable but still appreciate the gesture)on your boyfriend, your friends, and just life. He's really cool and one of the funniest guys you'll know. His jokes may be a bit...intense but he's hilarious once you get to know him.

Person 1: Oh my God, how dare that guy make a joke that racist!
Person 2: I don't know what you're talking about. Owen is hilarious!

by RoxanneRitch February 23, 2023

Owen Berdan

Owen Berdan, Perhaps the worlds number one enemy aka The Worlds Biggest Hater. Owen Can ruin your day just by talking to him. He will find a way to hate on something you hold dear to your heart. You have a favorite show? Mid. You have a favorite food? Mid. Your favorite basketball player is Dejounte Middray? Mid AF.Even if you try to find his weakness you will have zero luck. Owen Berdan can find a way to get back at you even if you do find a wat to merely get his attention with one of your attempts to a bad take. Yet, whatever you do, do not and i meant DO NOT say anything negative to morbius. If you do he will morb all over you and do unspeakable things to you and will ruin your life. That is all, You have been officially warned.

Did you hear Owen Berdan morbed all over that guy and sent him across the country

by Owen Berdan April 20, 2022

Owen longhurst

A ranked 2nd in the physical education teachers of Kent with first we have Mathew feeney and in close third we have finch,Owen longhurst is a man from the depths of croyden and is a star footballer for westerham FC.To describe Owen longhurst personality he is a cunt always complaining about students who do best in his tests and to the ones who fail and are supposedly meant to be kicked of the physical education course are not. Many quotes from Owen longhurst are “Corr scenes up the polish” “fuck” “don’t be clowns” Owen longhurst also leads a luxurious life and has many trips like going to see the Miami marlins and drinking fishbowls at random nightclubs. Owen longhurst does have many advantages about his personality though like having a contagious laugh, can take a bit of banter and also his lessons are piss easy.

Person1: what lesson have you got next

Person2: PE
Person1:who have u got

Person2:Owen longhurst
Person1:lucky shit I’ve got finch

by LAmandem123 February 22, 2024