get on my knees and kiss your toes

as in beg for forgiveness

What do you want me to do? Get on my knees and kiss your toes?

by sweetness95926 April 23, 2016

make your knees tocuh your elbows

to fuck a girl in the ass having her knees tocuh her elbows.

From a Murphy Lee song: "Im the same bro that made ya knees touch ya elbows, so gon head and treat me like a toilet bowl."

by justin May 05, 2004

knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk

n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.

Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.

by Blenderhead1991 May 20, 2009

push my knees im just not wet yet

a phrase often used by wild, drunk, country girls while being plugged by highschool linebackers when they cant seem to hit the right spot

ooh! ooh! yes! ooh! almost! oh, push my knees im just not wet yet!!!

by davis flowers September 18, 2006

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees

Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.

Dear Lakers,

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.

Love, the Pistons

by Mike Fellatio July 02, 2004

I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee

The most overly used phrase in gaming history. From the game Skyrim.

Guard: I used to be an adventurer just like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

Player: LOL

by I'mAddictedToUrbanDictionary March 22, 2013

😻Nya🐊Alligator 😻Nya😩Itchy🦶Knee⌛Sand

It's a lyric of a song 😻😩

Guy: "What is the name of the song that sounded like
😻Nya🐊Alligator 😻Nya😩Itchy🦶Knee⌛Sand
😻Nya🐊Alligator
😻Nya😩Itchy🦶Knee⌛Sand"

by /gamerule keepinventory true August 06, 2021