jumanji kid

Loud neighborhood children who paly outdoors early in the morning, waking up anyone sleeping in houses close by.

I was up late last night, and was woken up early by some jumangi kids 2 houses over.

Fuck ing jumanji kids have a trampoine, and keep waking me up every morning being loud.

by Cliffburton September 10, 2008

Tumblr kid

Said of a member of the generation z who is:
Depressed (or fakes it)
Lonely (or fakes it)
Very (unnecessarily) invested in fandom
LGBT (or fakes it)
And practices or had practiced some sort of art (or claims to but gave up after a week)
Note this term does not demand that someone possesses a tumblr log in

Why are you so surprised that I wrote this depressed fanfic? I’m a tumblr kid

by Some sort of freak I guess July 27, 2019

lazy kid

one who is in a wheelchair, yet has mud on his shoes which means he can walk.

What the hell Man! Why does that lazy kid have mud on his shoes!

by m January 22, 2004

Kid you not

When the funniest shit you've ever seen was a man that transformed into a pickle and identifies himself as pickle Rick

"I kid you not Jon, He turns himself into a pickle and identifies himself as pickle Rick. Funniest shit I've ever seen"

by Afellowgamer March 14, 2020

Bubble Kid

A school age student who is close to, but not yet passing, a state standardized test.

The math department really needs to focus on the bubble kids this year so that our school can improve its average test score on the state exam.

by jlandis October 22, 2008

kids toys

Visual alarm which tells you to get the hell out of there before the girl you pulled last night wakes up.

Dude 1: How did it work out with that hottie you pulled last night, you gonna see her again?

Dude 2: No way man, once the sun came up I realised there was kids toys everywhere.

Dude 1: Yikes, no wonder she gave it up so easy.

by Mr. Cardboard November 8, 2011

stoop kid

(n) a friend who constantly declines invitations to hang out, spend time, or leave his/her house.

I've asked Mike to hang out every day this week, and each time he has an excuse and deaded me... what a stoop kid!

by Em Curry, Star Traveler October 8, 2008