A midget that is dressed up like a clown that sneaks into nurserys while kids are being babysat and scare the children. When the babysitter comes in to check on children, midget pretends it is a statue. Can be brought up in any conversation according to nick daniels.
Sadie Dalzell: "Oh my god I have so much to study!"
Nick Daniels: "And then the parents said, get out of the house we don't own a clown statue! It's a clown midget!"
Nick Daniels: "And then the parents said, get out of the house we don't own a clown statue! It's a clown midget!"
by jmb2010 December 17, 2010
Get the Clown Midgetmug. When one has previously been the "class-clown" who, in later life, still maintains the same essential attitude. That being to laugh and joke about anything and everything.
That guy keeps joking whenever his boss is trying to make serious decisions and policy. He's such a freakin' life-clown!
That life-clown won't take anything serious!
That guy makes a joke about everything, he's such a life-clown.
That life-clown won't take anything serious!
That guy makes a joke about everything, he's such a life-clown.
by Gerardb63 April 13, 2013
Get the life-clownmug. A learned or innate reservation, fear and/or repulsion for clowns or that which relates to or resembles clowns.
As much as David wanted to fulfill his dream of becoming a lion tamer, childhood memories of feeling terrified by Itchy Scoops the Clown at the annual local circus caused life-long clown-shyness that doomed him to a life in Information Technology.
by ahleec April 28, 2010
Get the Clown-shymug. It's the long term clowning of ones self. The lifetime clowning that's so slow and devious that you don't see it coming.
One morning Yahoo Serious got out of bed, made coffee, read the paper, and went into the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he looked in the mirror, he realized for the first time that he had been on the Long Clown.
by SeanDingo June 20, 2008
Get the The Long Clownmug. A verb used to describe a ridiculous act of violence or unbelievable physical act.
Usually this is specific to unusual acts like getting beaten with a shoe or a fish. However it can occasional be related to the user's reaction to the person the act was committed upon, such as a person of high standing or authority.
Usually this is specific to unusual acts like getting beaten with a shoe or a fish. However it can occasional be related to the user's reaction to the person the act was committed upon, such as a person of high standing or authority.
"Did you see that guy that got killed by choking on a dead fetus while he was riding a motorcycle of all things?! That is what I called getting clown shoed!!"
or
"Man, they totally clown shoed George W. Bush! Sweet!"
or
"Man, they totally clown shoed George W. Bush! Sweet!"
by JessFink January 21, 2009
Get the Clown Shoedmug. Mainly used in relation to depressed clowns but can also be used to describe circus acts with suicidal tendencies.
Trapeze Artist 1: "What's up with Dylan?"
Trapeze Artist 2: "He's having a real bad time at the moment"
Trapeze Artist 1: "You don't think he'll go Dead Clown do you?"
Trapeze Artist 2: "He's having a real bad time at the moment"
Trapeze Artist 1: "You don't think he'll go Dead Clown do you?"
by AllTheWords March 12, 2013
Get the Dead Clownmug. To destroy or upstage in humiliating fashion, similar to having sex with someone's girlfriend while making them shine your shoes in the same room.
Did you see how Indiana clown stomped the Boilermakers last night 97-60?!?
Bro, you better get dafuq outta my face or ima clown stomp you right here in front of your girl.
Bro, you better get dafuq outta my face or ima clown stomp you right here in front of your girl.
by MarthasBroom February 1, 2013
Get the clown stompmug.