Vanilla

The complete opposite of kinky; To be plain In sex

Oh my god! Kensleigh is so vanilla!

by Kensleighisvanilla27 May 18, 2019

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Vanilla Slide

After you find out your significant other has been cheating on you you go to thier house. Once they fall asleep you ejaculate on thier face without waking them up and leave immediately.

Dude I just gave Lindsey a vanilla slide!

by CLEMEDIC December 29, 2021

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Vanilla

not vanilla, but somewhat vanilla.

He is so Vanilla

by jerrywithat September 19, 2020

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Vanilla Strokes

it's just a synonym of Vinegar strokes. the point of no return when a man is about to cum.

guy 1: so did you get any?
Guy 2: yeahh but her dad got home during the vanilla strokes so now I have blue balls

by walletboy December 27, 2011

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When you're in the middle of pulverizing your beef brisket but suddenly have to shit uncontrollably. You cannot abandon one need for the other, so you press on, climaxing at the point the turd leaves your butthole.

"Hey man, you were in the bathroom pretty long."

"Yeah man, I had a vanilla shit."

by Ghost_JoeBudden November 21, 2021

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