A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.
by 34344444 September 7, 2025
Get the Chicago Bears Taxmug. by Spanishbride March 16, 2017
Get the Cock Taxmug. Ronald's kids just got out of high school now he's remarried a 25 year old that's going to hit him with the Baby Tax
by Fraz Von Hoffer August 15, 2022
Get the Baby Taxmug. A gaming term for when a character wants to do something neat or flashy, but in order to do so must spend a disproportionate amount of resources to do so for marginal gain. Effectively, a resource tax on a player to do something cool.
Brilliant Weapons are cool taxed to hell, the effect doesn't even work on most monsters yet it's price is one of the highest in the book.
by Reshyshira October 19, 2022
Get the Cool Taxmug. 1) To unfairly take money or something of value.
2) To pay a cost that is higher for something that is not worth it.
3) A sexual favor for something in return
4) To steal
5) To lose more than you should have due to a competition
2) To pay a cost that is higher for something that is not worth it.
3) A sexual favor for something in return
4) To steal
5) To lose more than you should have due to a competition
1) “Why am I getting my income taxed 24%, when corporations pay 0%?”
2) “The gas station is taxing our ass 20.00 for cigarettes”
3) “she wanted bottle service with our crew, so she had to service the whole crew.”
4) “They just taxed my rims of my hummer! It’s sitting on blocks!”
5) “We taxed that basketball team today! They were ranked 5 and we won by 20!”
2) “The gas station is taxing our ass 20.00 for cigarettes”
3) “she wanted bottle service with our crew, so she had to service the whole crew.”
4) “They just taxed my rims of my hummer! It’s sitting on blocks!”
5) “We taxed that basketball team today! They were ranked 5 and we won by 20!”
by Pretend I was a def mute March 4, 2022
Get the Taxmug. "Damn he handsome as hell if he wasnt arab he would have all the bitches on his dick"
"Yeah bro, thats the allahu akbar tax."
"Yeah bro, thats the allahu akbar tax."
by Smemmga male March 10, 2024
Get the Allahu akbar taxmug. by ethan the 6th garde student April 17, 2024
Get the fanum taxmug.