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Chicago Bears Tax

A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.
Man, he was a Pro Bowler last year. Now? Looks like he paid the Chicago Bears Tax.
by 34344444 September 7, 2025
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Cock Tax

A man who is paying child support or paying out their spouse after a separation.
He has been paying some serious cock tax since Catherine found out he was unfaithful .
by Spanishbride March 16, 2017
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Baby Tax

The tax an older man marrying a younger woman will pay for the luxury of having a younger wife.
Ronald's kids just got out of high school now he's remarried a 25 year old that's going to hit him with the Baby Tax
by Fraz Von Hoffer August 15, 2022
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Cool Tax

A gaming term for when a character wants to do something neat or flashy, but in order to do so must spend a disproportionate amount of resources to do so for marginal gain. Effectively, a resource tax on a player to do something cool.
Brilliant Weapons are cool taxed to hell, the effect doesn't even work on most monsters yet it's price is one of the highest in the book.
by Reshyshira October 19, 2022
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Tax

1) To unfairly take money or something of value.

2) To pay a cost that is higher for something that is not worth it.

3) A sexual favor for something in return

4) To steal

5) To lose more than you should have due to a competition
1) “Why am I getting my income taxed 24%, when corporations pay 0%?”

2) “The gas station is taxing our ass 20.00 for cigarettes

3) “she wanted bottle service with our crew, so she had to service the whole crew.”

4) “They just taxed my rims of my hummer! It’s sitting on blocks!”

5) “We taxed that basketball team today! They were ranked 5 and we won by 20!”
by Pretend I was a def mute March 4, 2022
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Allahu akbar tax

Girls finding arabic/muslim men less attractive to white men
"Damn he handsome as hell if he wasnt arab he would have all the bitches on his dick"

"Yeah bro, thats the allahu akbar tax."
by Smemmga male March 10, 2024
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fanum tax

taking a piece of food or of anythingg
i will fanum tax your gyat
by ethan the 6th garde student April 17, 2024
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