Take it to Maury.

When lifes troubles come i whether it be battling with your sexuality, or simple maternity test. Just go and watch Maury, he make life a little better.

Thing 1: I need help with my math homework.
Thing 2: Here take it to Maury.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 March 11, 2019

Taking a H

Taking a H is when someone says they "hate" you.

Jake: Your mom is gay
Me: I hate you Jake
Jake just took a H
Jake 2 hours later: It's hard taking a H

by QUinn YodEr December 14, 2018

Taking a Linda

Take a Linda. (Verb)
To profusely shit from a prolapsed and gaping asshole all while eating a bowl of yogurt topped with dehydrated fruit and granola. Helps to clomplete the action if checkung e-mail or snail mail.

She's been in the bathroom for over an hour! Is she taking a Linda?

by WilsonWhisp June 13, 2018

Taking the Mickey

Irish slang

Taking the mickey out of someone.
To tease, make fun of someone, fooling someone, Almost always meant in a light-hearted way.

"Taking the piss" means pretty much exactly the same thing.
"Take the mick" variant, is more often used in the UK.

"Ah sure, I'm only taking the Mickey. I wasn't serious."

"What? Please tell me you're only taking the mickey?"

by Aingeal1 June 14, 2018

Take a break

Take a kit kat bar

Man I'm tired

Take a break. Take a kit kat bar

by I_am_your_gay_mom February 13, 2019

Take the penny

It’s a sex game u put a penny inside an object then hide it inside the persons body some where and that persons next sexual partner has to find it take the penny n pass it on to someone who’s going to another sex meet up

Penny’s in the phone in the rear end Go get it big boy. Take the penny, pass it on

by Chris Doherty June 6, 2018

Take a break!

The thing that Eliza told Alexander to do but he didnt listen.

Well he never gon' be president now

Eliza: Take a break! and get away run away with us for the summer let's go upstate!

Alex: Um no

Also Alex: THE REYNOLDS PAMPHLET

by KawaiiWolfAnime July 18, 2019