farm to table

Fucker in the pussy

I would farm to table her so hard

by Nfndkdkdl May 15, 2016

why'd you leave the keys apon the table

The result of your best friend waking up after a bad drinking night and what he asks you before slapping you across the mouth

"Hey bro, why'd you leave the keys apon the table?" "Wha..." *SLAP*

by zidredz October 20, 2010

Working under the table

Working on a cash basis to avoid taxes, especially by performing fellatio.

Can also refer to performing fellatio on the boss to get a raise or promotion.

well, I hear she's been working under the table a lot

by CJBrimson August 13, 2011

glass table

when you cum on a girls face then wash it off with piss...looks like a streaky glass table!!!

she was upset when I unloaded on he face, so I finished it like a glass table!

by Krazzzy November 4, 2006

taderhole mongroll

one that plays with there taderhole all day/ in the gay sense fags

mikee is a taderhole mongroll

by Red Sanchez January 14, 2008

Tabler

A guy who forgets his tent when camping and sleeps on the picnic table.

Tyler is such a tabler.

by Jtobin06 May 29, 2017

Tadem

Tadem is the sweetest girl in the whole school. She doesn't hate anyone and her smile is the brightest. She loves hanging out with her friends ( especially Aubrie)

Tadem is my best friend

by aubries December 15, 2017