Sperm Herder

One handed player of the pink flute

"That Johhny is always pulling his wire"
"Yes, he's a right sperm herder he is!"

by Isaac_Hunt September 27, 2011

Sperm-Pissing

1: The act of a male cumming such a large amount that a stream of sperm forms as if you are urinating.

2: When a girl expels a large amount of semen from her vagina

Ex 1: I was looking at pictures of Eva Angelina last night and out of no where, I started Sperm-Pissing.

Ex 2: I came inside of Christina on accident and she started Sperm-Pissing it back at me.

by A lL lP H A January 10, 2012

spermatophagus

a bird that feeds on seeds.

A finch is a spermatophagus.

by uttam maharjan August 29, 2012

Sperm Shuttle

The physical eruption of the male sex organ when it is sexually stimulated with enormous vigor.

Man, that chica at the club last night had me blasting off sperm shuttles when we got back to my place!

by Jerk in the Box May 30, 2013

Sperm Churning

The process of either masturbating or giving a hand job and using already ejaculated sperm as lubricant.

"Where's Sally?"
"She's out back, sperm churning Jack."

by Bananamal September 1, 2013

Spermasaurus Rex

When someone who, after reserving an OG-Mudbone amount of schpunk for an extended period of time, releases his "seed" with such ferosity that he lets out a roar of relief and the meanest, biggest load ever (basically cums a water bottle or 5). It ejaculates with speed and power, and no condom can hold it back. It is the Spermasourus Rex, the true ruler of the Animal Kingdom.

"Yo dude! How'd it go last night?"

"Man, it was a freaking Spermasaurus Rex! It was the mega load! It even tore the condom, and she just drowned in it!"

by YacobEnterprizes April 2, 2014

Spermbite

Spermbite is the effect of semen being stuck between the leg and the pants, thus pulling on the hairs after drying, causing pain.

"I had spermbite so bad yesterday, it ripped an entire patch of hair off my leg..."

by happypotato69 December 23, 2014