suicidal monsters

A group of small dick guys who act big in front the ladies but can't make up for it in the bed.

The Stripper said "I just had a group of Suicidal Monsters try to show me up in my VIP room, they was not acting very big after I pulled down their pants."

by Bob Hadababby April 22, 2016

suicide install

A program that is so epically annoying that you uninstall it no matter what the consequences. An example is AVG Antivirus.

"I need an antivirus. Oh. How about AVG? I hope this isn't a suicide install"

*10 minutes later*

"OMFG WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS THING?!? ARGH IMA UNINSTALL IT!!!"

by thatoneguywhosubmittedaword April 5, 2010

online suicide

The act of voluntarily removing your account in a social network. The reasons are many, one being the realization that you are wasting away your life with it when you could be doing something productive. It could also be a sacrifice to the gods. Like an actual suicide, the departure may result in many people missing you and the shedding of tears. After having gone through with an online suicide, there is generally a sense of relief and freedom. Congratulations, you can now carry on with your real life! Sign and wonder awaits you.

Joe finally realized that his facebook-abuse was negatively affecting his life by encouraging procrastination, mindless scrolling of statuses and photos telling of people's worthless lives and finally decided that an online suicide was the only way out. Afterwards, he felt like a new man and exlaimed with great relish: "Smeagol is FREEEE".

by Leumas Fyzz March 18, 2014

Suicide chicken

A combination of the suicide jerk, and dick chicken, (it is also a male only game) the game goes as follows: whilst in your room, in your parents house, you pull out your dick and stand in front of the door, you then yell "MUM!" or "DAD!". Once they enter, you must stare at them, and if your dick moves, within 1 minute, then you will be ridiculed as an "Alabamian" for 2 hours.

"Bro, I played suicide chicken and I barely made it to 1 minute, it was intense."

by Informative memer March 9, 2020

suicide 25

When something is guaranteed to fail, but someone does it anyway out of Desperation, Hope, or desire for "Divine Intervention" of some kind.

Not to be confused with pure ignorance or testing Natural Selection. A "Suicide 25" only occurs when someone fully understands what they're doing is impossible, but does it anyway in hope of a different outcome.

Started from a /b/ post on 4Chan talking about games that could be played with 4 Dice. In which a user made a dark humor post about "Their Father" rolling 4 dice, if they got less than 25 they would commit suicide. Hoping that god would give them a sign to keep going. This is where "Suicide 25" comes from. As with 4 Six-sided Dice its impossible to roll a 25 or higher.

Guy 1: "Hey man is Jacob really going to ask out that hot chick in our math class?
Guy 2: "Yup... It ain't gonna happen. Shes so far out of his league"
Guy 1: "Sounds like a straight up Suicide 25 to me"
Guy 2: "You ain't wrong"

by TranscendentBoredomOverlord September 19, 2019

Comedy suicide

When a person shares something they found funny, like a meme, or a discussion on Twitter, but they stick a meaningless comment on top of or below the picture that ruins the comedy. First coined by Oz Media on YouTube

Oh no, someone did comedy suicide by writing "Found on Urban Dictionary!!1!!1" on the bottom of it.

by Anonymous But Nott January 25, 2021

Suicidal Jack

a fine mix of mescaline in a cuban cigar. more the suicida points if you inhale your cigar hits.

Angel: yo you tryna smoke a suicidal jack?
fidel castro: pinga! que puta madre es eso?

by OGpoopdealer June 19, 2021