cummiting suicide

When you bust a nut so mighty that it kills you.

“Where’s Joey?”
“Oh, he’s cummiting suicide.”
“Oh damn.”

by Fukurbich May 6, 2018

Sexual Suicide

When hitting a girl from the back, you get up close to her ear, and ever so quietly whisper “uhh like throwing a hotdog down a hallway”… then see how fast you die

Steve: I just can’t believe Joe’s dead
Bob: I know, and too Sexual Suicide

by Dr Domealittle June 17, 2021

Suicide walrus

A suicide walrus is where you put 2 pencils up your nose (looking like a walrus ) and you slam your head onto the table . This is usually referred to in a school or work situation. It is used as a joke when your have something difficult you have to do or something you don't want to do .

Guy 1 "I have 2 tests tomorrow "
Guy 2 "jeez man that's sucks balls "
Guy 1 " imma just do a suicide walrus "

by Bean_b_b June 28, 2022

Suicide skip

A kangaroo in Australia when it's on the highway and stops and looks at your headlights

"oi watch it it's a fucking suicide skip fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck" skkkkkkkkkkkkrt

by Thetrueblueozzie September 3, 2019

suicidal cat

Someone who attempted suicide multiple times before they actually die. Similar to how a cat is known to have “nine lives.”

“She is a suicidal cat, she had tried to off herself at least 7 times and she’s still here.”

by westcoastpeach July 22, 2018

suicidal hair

When hair is feeling depressed and wants to kill itself

My hair is suicidal, it is suicidal hair

by Jeff69420 April 21, 2018

suicide torture

To repeatedly threaten suicide as a means of mental warfare against family and loved ones to manipulate them to feel sorry for you.

After months of suicide torture from my Dad and finally told him to do it or shut up.

by Jeep_James May 23, 2022