On Sunday, I was straight bashing these straight bitch ass motha fuckers because they called my friend Kaleb queer.
:DDDDD I ish proud of myself for it!
- walks slowly
- obsessed with the opposite sex
- prolly loves sex
- thinks gay people have a crush on them
Person 1: *walks fast while having standards and texting same-sex crush*
Person 2: Slow down!
Person 3: Yeah slow down
Person 1: Y'all are a bunch of straight people 🙄
Term that was coined by Minor Threat, a punk band. The "rules" are basically whatever you want, though the basics are usually no drugs, drinking, or slutty sex. Other stuff includes no caffeine, veganism, and no artificual shit.
Stoner: Dude, wanna go smoke with me tomorrow?
sXe: Nah, I'm straight-edge.