Skip to main content

Straight Bashing 

To do what straight people do to homosexual people except the opposite.
:DDDDD
On Sunday, I was straight bashing these straight bitch ass motha fuckers because they called my friend Kaleb queer.
:DDDDD I ish proud of myself for it!

straight from the fridge, dad 

a 50's expression meaning "ain't it the truth" and/or that's "cool from the git-go"
"Our new roommate Shinji, just went skydiving with the punks cuz he's a little crazy"
"That's straight from the fridge, dad."

Straight People 

People of the following characteristics

- walks slowly
- obsessed with the opposite sex
- prolly loves sex
- thinks gay people have a crush on them
Person 1: *walks fast while having standards and texting same-sex crush*
Person 2: Slow down!
Person 3: Yeah slow down
Person 1: Y'all are a bunch of straight people 🙄

Straight Pride Month 

January is the month to recognize and support the straight people
The Straight Pride Month Parade is set for January 25, 2023.

Straight Edge 

Term that was coined by Minor Threat, a punk band. The "rules" are basically whatever you want, though the basics are usually no drugs, drinking, or slutty sex. Other stuff includes no caffeine, veganism, and no artificual shit.
Stoner: Dude, wanna go smoke with me tomorrow?
sXe: Nah, I'm straight-edge.

straight jacket 

A term for gay people to use when they have to hide their homosexuality for some reason.
My mom is coming into town so me and my boyfriend Keith had to put on our straight jackets and pretend we're just roommates.
straight jacket by JoeO January 2, 2008