person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
by syrupisstillsyrupinasippycup. February 17, 2024
Get the Blood still stains when the sheets are washedmug. Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.
Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”
by summertime36 September 6, 2021
Get the B.S. Brown Stains on White Collarsmug. An insult for IRL streamers like Dickhead Doherty and Dodge Neon who do nothing but annoy everyone around them, and who's presence is equally insufferable to that of a skid mark in a toilet bowl
Ugh. I saw one of those shit stains recording people on the subway. I don't know what his problem is bothering people like that.
Ignore him. He's just another shit stain on the societal urinal. If you ignore him eventually he'll go away.
Ignore him. He's just another shit stain on the societal urinal. If you ignore him eventually he'll go away.
by Suckmytoes_77 January 24, 2024
Get the Shit stainmug. 
by Tom Busman January 10, 2014
Get the dodgy stainsmug. 'Pain in the ass, unwelcome imbecile'.
by CardinalRizla September 16, 2022
Get the Stainmug. An arrogant, conceited, immature, male youth who is synonymous with the unsightly and offensive sight of a semen stain.
by Femme noveau October 20, 2010
Get the Jizzle Stainmug.