Main shit stain

Your closest jit

He my main shit stain

by 2titties December 26, 2021

brown stained buttcheeks

when you shit yourself your buttcheeks get spreaded with nice shit

"Joe has brown stained buttcheeks!! said Jackie"

by timmy the fat nigger February 11, 2022

B.S. Brown Stains on White Collars

Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we can’t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They don’t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.

Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) “ How ya doin’ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! 😁 😁😁
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great 🤗! Well, as you can see, I’d be an overwhelming asset because I’m completely full of shit! 😘 I don’t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! 👨🏼 💼💩! What ya think?”
“I think you’d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?”

by summertime36 September 6, 2021

Stain

'Pain in the ass, unwelcome imbecile'.

'Oh no, look who it is. It's Chris Putz. What a stain he is'.

by CardinalRizla September 16, 2022

Staining the deck

The sweat spot left on the bed sheet after sex

Diego's little brother asked what are mom and dad doing in their room? There Staining the deck"said Diego.

by ButterBeer2 May 1, 2019

dodgy stains

Stains believed to be self generated, possibly/probably of body fluid origin.

As in:-
He had some "dodgy stains" on his tighty whities

by Tom Busman January 10, 2014

yamaka stain

Incidence of flattened hair after the removal of a yamaka.

Typically used for male observant Jews.

Person 1: "Do you know where he's from?"
Person 2: "Well it looks like he just came from Israel."
Person 1: "How do you know that?"
Person 2: "He still has a yamaka stain."

by Jolie8911 January 24, 2016