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spring water vag

A vagina so fresh and so clean that it reminds you of glacial spring water. The differentiating factor between a clean vagina and a spring water vag is scent; a spring water vag has absolutely no odor where as a clean vagina has a very faint aroma of femininity (i.e. fish). Spring water vag cannot be obtained by cleansing - no amount of douching can return a seasoned vagina to the unadulterated state of spring water vag.
“Yo dude, what happened to you at the party last night?”

“Oh, I snuck out early with this hot little slut. She had the best spring water vag ever! I went to town for hours and not even the slightest off scent! Smell my hand! What do you smell? Nothing! She had the cleanest puss I ever tasted.”
by romeojul October 14, 2011
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The Most incompetent administration known to mankind. Famous for not fixing anything in the school for 20+ years and caring more about the LGBTQ community and their public image more then the regular student
Holy Fuck the Springfield Township High School Administration is really damn incompetent they blew our whole budget on useless TVs instead of fixing the air system!
by Free Gat February 18, 2019
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Springwell CC

Ah Springwell. The Worst School In Derbyshire. You’ve Got The Deputy Head With A Fag In Her Hand And Teachers Not Caring About Students Progress. Just About {Money}
by Billybob183 February 1, 2020
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Big Spring High

a small hick high school that is nothing but drama.
stud1:did you her jane doe is prego?
stu2:what? in big spring high no way!
stu1:well i heard it was with donna does boyfriend
stu1:dont tell anyone...haha jk
by bigspringcowgirl1 June 1, 2009
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Platinum Springroll

The act of a springroll...

- "When having sexual relations with a 'plump' lady - you essentially get your rocks off by fucking her in between her fat 'rolls'. Quite a pleasant sensation." -

... but performed on a 'platinum' blonde plump girl. Which is widely considered the best way to go when opting for the springroll route.
- Bro you won't believe who I springrolled the other night!

Who?

- Mary-Anne!

No way! So it was a Platinum Springroll then man!

- Damn straight!
by Twallas McGee November 8, 2009
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Asian Spring

An unseasonably warm winter. It's like Spring came early. Like an Indian Summer (warm autumn).
"What a beautiful Asian Spring we are having on this February day!"
by Runner Girl 6 May 1, 2012
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Ass Spraying

When you fuck a girl in her ass and then proceed to piss in her ass then when she sits up she farts out all the piss
Banging this slut in the ass I pissed in her then she just started Ass spraying
by Turtle Titan 4 August 19, 2016
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