Wolf Spider

Used to describe an abnormally hairy vagina.

"Mom! There's a wolf spider by that lady's open-faced roast beef sandwich!"

by JJ Cherry October 11, 2007

fresh-air sniper

When you go outside after a few drinks and you turn from someone who is relatively sober to a drunken embarrassment.

"Fucking fresh-air sniper, I can't remember spitting in that officer's face on the way home"

by Rory the sheep September 24, 2009

Spider Teeth

Some Fucked up ass teeth.

Alicia Daigle has Spider Teeth

by Amelia Wakefield September 1, 2004

spider

A term in bar lingo. After ordering a glass of draught beer, if the keg blows before the barkeep can finish pouring the full glass the patron calls, "Spider", and thus receives the not-full beer for free.

"I just came from Sam's place and lucked out -- I called spider on three kegs in a row!"

by stevie666 July 5, 2008

Spider

Noun: Another definition for an anus/a-hole. Bend over in front of the mirror and look between your legs and you'll see why. Body in the center and many legs spiraling out from there.

1. Hey Spider, what the hell were you thinking?
2. I drank a 30 pack last night with a bucket of wings and my spider is en fuego.

by ScroteDog November 24, 2009

sniper

A soldier in a military unit who specializes in long-range operations, stealth, and stalking targets. Snipers are trained to make accurate shots over distances exceeding 800m and up to 1500m. Unlike squad designated marksmen, the sniper operates at longer distances and works, ordinarily, with only a spotter, and not with a squad. Snipers normally employ the use of bolt-action rifles, high-caliber sniper rifles, or scoped battle rifles to carry out their mission, though they do carry pistols and knives as a last resort.

Soldier 1: We have a runner. Joe, take him out!
Soldier 2: Negative. Joe can't shoot for shit. Walter's a better sniper. Get him to take him out.

by 2066PHOENIXc10 November 15, 2009

Spider Sex

Sex with eight-legs. Yes that means four people with two legs or eight people with one leg each.

Hey guys lets have some wicked Spider Sex!!"

by The Maker of Rules April 16, 2011