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Soggy Cheeto

When you come back home from a live football game so drunk that you can’t get it up all the way, but she’s still down, and helps you thumb in a softie.
The wife had to help me up the stairs after the game, since I was so drunk, but she was still down for a Soggy Cheeto.
by Phil Alex Ander August 28, 2021
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Soggy hash brown

When you take the old barfly home at last call, they're not great but they are there at the bottom of the bag and you won't be against taking it, but you're a little disappointed in yourself for it.
I took a soggy hash brown home at 3am. Look I'm not proud, but it happened.
by Vipcard3 March 17, 2019
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soggy toast with butter

A perfectly straight thing and whoever asked you is gay
You like soggy toast with butter
You asked your gay
by Blake's nemesis March 27, 2021
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Soggy

A term used to refer to people that are currently in their feelings, most notably through their failure in achieving any romantic success or just dwelling in their past relationships
Friend 1: Yo, you good, why yo look so damn depressed?
Friend 2: Yeah I'm straight, I'm just feelin soggy yk
Friend 3: Yeah yeah I feel u bruh
by IHCCP July 19, 2021
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Soggy Bandana

When you take a girl’s soaked panties and tie them around your head
Sometimes I get my girl wet just so I can get a soggy bandana”
by yungneosporin March 22, 2024
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Soggy

A post-sex state of being filthy with the sweat and fluids of your partner(s), can also depend on their general hygiene and how often they have sex.

When your thirst has been completely quenched.
"Ugh, when that soggy thot whined at me at Coachella, I could smell the jizz in her hair."
"That was the nastiest orgy ever. I was so soggy afterward that I needed a chemical shower."
"If we're going to have sex again, turn on the AC. This summer heat made me way too soggy last night."
by Eleven Tails March 31, 2020
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soggy vegitarian

When a pussy tastes or looks like a piece of rotting wet coolly flower.
Damn Patricia I can't eat u out . You are a soggy vegitarian.(🍴)
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