sneaky poop

when you accidentally poop yourself without realising.
person 1: what is that smell?
person 2: oh shoot I think I sneaky pooped
by pooplord3007 May 06, 2022
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Sneaky Phuckin Weasel

A Mythical Creature, dedicated to Party Karate. It is able to drink copious amounts of Tequila, without a hint of fear. It can sneak around town without being captured by the feds. Not to be mistaken for it’s timid spineless cousin the typical Sneaky Weasel.
That Sneaky Phuckin Weasel really rocked the party last night... I have no idea how he weaseled his way from the Feds!!!!
by Sneaky Phuckin Weasel March 01, 2010
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Sneaky Turkish

When you tell your girl let me just rub it on the lips, but things get a bit too slippery and now no one is a virgin anymore
Female 1: yeah we actually ended up having sex last night
Female 2: what how did that happen?

Female 3: he pulled a sneaky Turkish
by Shhhsorry January 15, 2024
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Sneaky hippo

When your in the bath and someone eats you out
I was having a nice relaxing bath and my husband snuck up and gave a sneaky hippo
by Noodleasian dog March 27, 2018
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sneaky poofter

When you're out drinking with your mates and suddenly one (or more) of them disappear without notice. Usually when it is their round.
Man I haven't seen Johnny in ages and it's his round. Oh he's pulled a sneaky poofter !
by Colon3l September 25, 2015
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Sneaky Bisquit

After having sex with someone and you try to sneak out the next morning and get caught by him/her and they ask "where are you going/doing?" You say, "Going To Get US A Biscuit" and never come back!!!!
I has sex with Andrea last night and was caught pulling a "Sneaky Bisquit"!
by Shug203 June 10, 2017
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sneaky jackson

A Sneaky Jackson involves sneaking a flask of jack Daniels into a club, sneaking off to the bathroom with a girl and after you cum in her mouth you both take a shot
"Damn bro, I just did a Sneaky Jackson in the bathroom with Vanessa"
by Ramhoe July 03, 2017
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