garry the snail

the true definition of an immortal being litteraly spongebobs pet snail and truly defeated the entire multiverse just by clanking his eyes he pretended to be emo and tore the emo snails apart bro bathed in salt and lived

garry the snail lord of the multiverse.

by XXXlargenerdXXX April 20, 2023

Midnight Cum Snail

When you have sex earlier in the day, then later that evening some cum runs down your leg.

Sonya had sex with her boyfriend, then later that night she got surprised by the midnight cum snail.

by rainbow_shitshow May 3, 2023

The Littlest Snail

SHES THE GOAT. SHES THE BEST FORTNITE PLATER IN THE WORLD. EASY DUBS.

omg its The littlest Snail. slayyyy

by Crip,over223 August 25, 2023

Talking about snails

When somebody says something that doesn't make sense/is illogical, they are talking about snails.

"You think the Earth is flat? You're talking about snails"

by snailtime September 29, 2023

Be a snail

Be a snail

Any friend that is down on themselves about any image issue, simply reply - Be a snail and love the shell your in

by PrillyPootlePositivity May 12, 2024

War thunder snail

An all knowing God like creature that watches over its children on the game war thunder, it often favors communism.

I have to buy premium today, because the snail is watching.....The war thunder snail.

by War Thunder victim January 31, 2025

That Wouldn't Slither Down in Snaith

Saying from York, UK meaning that a certain form of behaviour is unacceptable - implication that it wouldn't be acceptable in the village of Snaith, near York. The behaviour is so unacceptable that, to personify it, never mind walking or running, it would be unable to even slither around Snaith before being challenged.

"That gentleman has just disobeyed traffic laws and displayed a rude gesture, informing me that I am a masturbator. That wouldn't slither down in Snaith!"

by mister_small_willy September 17, 2023