smoke and snooze

The opposite of wake and bake.

Smoking weed and then going to bed.

I couldn't sleep, so I decided to do a smoke and snooze, I passed right out.

by JMW92 August 18, 2013

Smoking a ham

The act of farting past a turd in your ass

I better run to the shitter, I done smoked this ham enough.

I been smoking a ham since after lunch, I better stop at sheetz and sheet.

by Boogie 63 March 09, 2021

smoking a pole

Giving a blow job.

I was smoking a pole on this hot dude in his car when the cops showed up.

by Traburn December 15, 2015

Smoking Twigs

Absolutely destroying someone who is worse than you at something.

Bro, you’re smoking twigs, they are soooo much worse than you!

by The Twig Smoker February 14, 2023

Turtle smoke

The act of beating someone who is so slow even though you are incredibly slow yourself. Or is a procrastinator accomplishes a task before another procrastinator.

JPow was the worst procrastinator in the history of the world, but, he still managed to turtle smoke Lei-hi by completing his task of shucking his pile of corn stalks before her. ...thus, Leigha has been turtle smoked...

by LalaGG April 05, 2016

smoke and scroll

smoke a joint and scroll on the phone reading IG feed or watching TikTok or any web contents with infinite algorithm-supported feeds.

smoke and scroll has been my COVID life

by syntaxlogofree January 08, 2021

smoking wax

To smoke cannibis Extracts

I love smoking wax

by Getwitdabiz September 27, 2018