I think I'm going to smack both cheeks with one hand and use my city council paper for both my English and Politics class.
by Zuggy March 24, 2011
On October 9th, you can legally slap the shit out of anyone 5’8” or under. One smack per person and they cannot retaliate.
by Fratto_Inc October 07, 2021
1) A presumably advanced sexual technique refined by latter-day philosophers Bell Biv DeVoe (q.v.).
2) Also used as a taunt during competitions after a display of significant success.
2) Also used as a taunt during competitions after a display of significant success.
1) "Move to the Jacuzzi, ooo, that booty
Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, oh no!"
~Bell Biv DeVoe
2) Player One: "I can't believe you just ran that 83 yards for a TD! WTF!?"
Player Two spikes ball: "Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, OH NO!"
Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, oh no!"
~Bell Biv DeVoe
2) Player One: "I can't believe you just ran that 83 yards for a TD! WTF!?"
Player Two spikes ball: "Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, OH NO!"
by RotSman April 20, 2008
To do something nice (esp. wonderful) for one's girlfriend, spouse, ho, etc., especially where the thing done is considered of high value by the recipient. The saying can be used both literally (as when administering a fix or donating the dope with which to do so) but is perhaps more often used figuratively (as when doing something considered nice).
Similar to "smacking oneself up", as in giving oneself a much needed fix, a reward fix, party fix, etc. To "smack up" someone, then---while not necessarily implying a positive motivation for the act---is usually considered a favorable act. And to smack one's bitch up is considered especially charming and gentlemanly, usually leading to some sort of reciprocity by said bitch.
Similar to "smacking oneself up", as in giving oneself a much needed fix, a reward fix, party fix, etc. To "smack up" someone, then---while not necessarily implying a positive motivation for the act---is usually considered a favorable act. And to smack one's bitch up is considered especially charming and gentlemanly, usually leading to some sort of reciprocity by said bitch.
Bo: Yo, Jim, I'm gonna smack my bitch up with these flowers and candy when I get home, so maybe I'll get lucky tonight.
Rufus: It cost me a couple of Jeffersons to smack my bitch up last night, baby, so don't get stingy on me tonight.
Rufus: It cost me a couple of Jeffersons to smack my bitch up last night, baby, so don't get stingy on me tonight.
by Wayan October 10, 2007
by billy bong thornton June 15, 2004
National smack your ex day is a Full day of smacking your ex it happened once a year on October 17th
by Yung mexico September 10, 2019
A hypothetical annual holiday, to be held every August 22, whereby all males of respectable girth are encouraged to go outside, whip out their dicks, and smack people with them, all with no legal repercussions.
This holiday was first conceptualized by YouTube user TheAmazingAtheist in 2008, in his video titled "JUST ABOUT SICK 7". Granted, it was on the fly, and he never once talked about it since, but it would nonetheless be a nice change from all the usual boring and predictable annual holidays.
This holiday was first conceptualized by YouTube user TheAmazingAtheist in 2008, in his video titled "JUST ABOUT SICK 7". Granted, it was on the fly, and he never once talked about it since, but it would nonetheless be a nice change from all the usual boring and predictable annual holidays.
"Oh look! August 22 is, fucking, Smack People With Your Dick Day! That was clever!" --TheAmazingAtheist
by Trey4Life April 07, 2011