sleep baked

See sleepbaked.

Do you feel ENJOY ? sorry for disturb

by Spaztic December 28, 2003

Trying to sleep

The state during which one masters the art of naps, procrastination and excuses while being exposed to laughably high levels of stress, repeated mental breakdowns and a lack of social life. Also known as IB.

Random guy: "Hey Lucas, have you done th- "
Lucas: "Idk man, I'm trying to sleep."

by breadakita March 10, 2020

Sleeping Tom

When a person drapes their scrotum and testicles over the eyelids of a sleeping friend.

That kid was passed out in the bathroom so you know I had to give him a sleeping tom

by Heterofaggot October 21, 2018

sleep number

The lowest rating of somebody you're willing to sleep with (scale of 1-10).

You: Jay is so drunk his sleep number is down to 2.

Me: His wife is a 3, so he's not that drunk.

by 40 Foot Virgin February 3, 2018

sleep traveling

When you go somewhere that requires you to drive or use mass transit and when you get there you forgot how you got there, or in the worst of cases, the entire previous synopsis from the point of supposed "waking up".

This is common after a heavy night of drinking, when you have a routine that owns your life, or when you get morning wood so bad it takes what needed blood there is from your head to wake up fully.

Mr. Garglewitz was on his way to work. He was low in the eyes but seemingly awake, very awake. He carried out his normal, bleak, and depressing routine with pinpoint accuracy. When he reached his hamster cage, or cubicle as earthlings would call it, he finally woke up from his sleep realizing that he was at work. When he came to this realization he could not remember what had happened or how he got there. He experienced a very pronounced case of sleep traveling.

by The see-ma-wae January 22, 2010

Sleeping alligator

When a female is asleep and you start sexual intercourse and she wakes up halfway through and is aggravated,THEN BEGINS TO DEATH ROLL…. But It doesn’t work. Lol

Frankie you will not believe what I did last night. That girl that I drugged performed the sleeping alligator

by Blazinasian34 June 28, 2022

sleep spike

When you wake up just to fall back asleep, possibly multiple times.

I slept for 8 hours but with the sleep spikes I don’t feel too rested

by Rævrn April 10, 2022